In an unparalleled act of selflessness and public servitude, one brave citizen has taken to Twitter over the past two months to expose the electronic music industry's many members of the Illuminati. Risking life and limb, we connected to his burner phone through an encrypted line accessible only through TOR to share his motivations and insights.THUMP: When did you decide to start exposing the truth?
Illuminati DJs: The night was the 19th of November 2012, the eve of my birthday, and I was watching a video of Adventure Club performing live. My YouTube player froze, and there it was; the positioning of their bodies in combination with the YouTube loading circle formed the all seeing eye. From there on, I knew it was my destiny to take down the lizard overlords controlling the music industry.Why should we care who is Illuminati and who isn't?
You may laugh at me now, but Apple has bought Beats headphones and implanted brain washing devices inside of them. They emit an ultra sonic sound into the human ear, and effectively that's it, you are under the control of the corporations. It's only a matter of time before these multinational corporations make the artists start to run your minds with their melodic tyranny in the name of the illuminati. Just look at the relationship between Carnage and the #Chipotlegang, or Dillon Francis and Taco Bell. We need to make a stand.Knife Party 10 letters I Love Satan = 10 letters @knifepartyinc confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/JifrV3rQH9— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)November 4, 2014What motivates you to keep revealing truth bomb after truth bomb?
On the eve of my 15th birthday, as I blew out the candles on my cake, I looked up through the crowded kitchen, and staring back at me through the window was Skrillex, with his lizard eyes peering and stabbing deep into my soul. I saw him mouth the words 'Bangarang', raise up a sign with 666 written in blood, and then he vanished. I never, ever want anyone else to experience that.How do you decide which DJs to expose?
Sometimes I will jolt awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and a name will be imprinted on my mind. This is how I discovered Diplo. Other times people suggest DJ's they feel may be being controlled, and I look into it. Recently a lead came through that suggests Tiesto may have been at both the assassination of JFK and the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, and that Pharrell doesn't actually exist, and is just an actor hired by Colgate to promote teeth whitening products. I'm following both of these up intently.Who are your favourite detectives?
There are three. Number one would have to be Amanda Bynes; she knows what's going on. Close second is Bill O'Reilly. His knack of remaining unbiased combined with his outstanding journalistic talent is something I aspire to. Third has to be Nick Offerman.Baauer Baauer=6 letters Harlem Shake=11 letters 11+6=17 17 x 39.1764705882 = 666 Illuminati confirmed @baauer pic.twitter.com/qxIg6C1dIh— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 12, 2014Both ISIS and EDM are powerful acronyms—could the illuminati be behind both?
ISIS = crISIS. The Illuminati are funding this war. In fact the very name ISIS is trademarked to the FBI from what I have heard through my sources, and they gain income every time it is mentioned in the media.EDM, although believed by the masses to stand for electronic dance music, was a code first conjured up by the Rothschild family in 1436 on the outskirts of Bavaria. It stands for Elevate Demon Money. This refers to the illuminati's love of money and power, and through using major artists such as Miley Cyrus and Duke Dumont, they have been able to push their mind controlling acronym.Trippy Turtle Turtles are reptiles. Our lizard overlords are reptiles @TruTrippyTurtle confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/DKsWAh13x4— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 29, 2014How do we know that you're not Illuminati, and that this is an elaborate plan to identify your enemies?
As the world collapses and burns to dust, I will look you in the eye, and then you will know.Are any of us really safe?
As far as the ancient documents predict and foreshadow, the only people that remain safe are outer Mongolians and people who bought the first generation of crocs. The illuminati seem timid to approach either of these groups.David Guetta 11 letters Help I Am Lost = 11 letters @davidguetta confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/ww5xPvmc6Y— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 22, 2014Could Zedd fix the Federal budget deficit problem?
Zedd is one of the last remaining artists left who has not been influenced by the illuminati in my opinion. It would be a huge task, but I am confident that in conjunction with Porter Robinson, Rob Swire and Madeon, he could achieve success in this field over a five year period.Once all the illuminati DJs have been exposed, will you move on to other sectors?
It will be an eternal battle, but I am already planning on expanding into exposing music blogs and their authors, followed by mixed martial artists. There are many lesser known artists who I feel are all instrumental to the success of the lizard overlords, and I will be investigating them in detail.If you died tomorrow (assassinated by Illuminati), what would you want on your tombstone?
TGIFZiad Ramley is on Twitter: @ZiadRamley
Illuminati DJs: The night was the 19th of November 2012, the eve of my birthday, and I was watching a video of Adventure Club performing live. My YouTube player froze, and there it was; the positioning of their bodies in combination with the YouTube loading circle formed the all seeing eye. From there on, I knew it was my destiny to take down the lizard overlords controlling the music industry.
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You may laugh at me now, but Apple has bought Beats headphones and implanted brain washing devices inside of them. They emit an ultra sonic sound into the human ear, and effectively that's it, you are under the control of the corporations. It's only a matter of time before these multinational corporations make the artists start to run your minds with their melodic tyranny in the name of the illuminati. Just look at the relationship between Carnage and the #Chipotlegang, or Dillon Francis and Taco Bell. We need to make a stand.Knife Party 10 letters I Love Satan = 10 letters @knifepartyinc confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/JifrV3rQH9— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)November 4, 2014What motivates you to keep revealing truth bomb after truth bomb?
On the eve of my 15th birthday, as I blew out the candles on my cake, I looked up through the crowded kitchen, and staring back at me through the window was Skrillex, with his lizard eyes peering and stabbing deep into my soul. I saw him mouth the words 'Bangarang', raise up a sign with 666 written in blood, and then he vanished. I never, ever want anyone else to experience that.How do you decide which DJs to expose?
Sometimes I will jolt awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and a name will be imprinted on my mind. This is how I discovered Diplo. Other times people suggest DJ's they feel may be being controlled, and I look into it. Recently a lead came through that suggests Tiesto may have been at both the assassination of JFK and the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, and that Pharrell doesn't actually exist, and is just an actor hired by Colgate to promote teeth whitening products. I'm following both of these up intently.
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There are three. Number one would have to be Amanda Bynes; she knows what's going on. Close second is Bill O'Reilly. His knack of remaining unbiased combined with his outstanding journalistic talent is something I aspire to. Third has to be Nick Offerman.Baauer Baauer=6 letters Harlem Shake=11 letters 11+6=17 17 x 39.1764705882 = 666 Illuminati confirmed @baauer pic.twitter.com/qxIg6C1dIh— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 12, 2014Both ISIS and EDM are powerful acronyms—could the illuminati be behind both?
ISIS = crISIS. The Illuminati are funding this war. In fact the very name ISIS is trademarked to the FBI from what I have heard through my sources, and they gain income every time it is mentioned in the media.EDM, although believed by the masses to stand for electronic dance music, was a code first conjured up by the Rothschild family in 1436 on the outskirts of Bavaria. It stands for Elevate Demon Money. This refers to the illuminati's love of money and power, and through using major artists such as Miley Cyrus and Duke Dumont, they have been able to push their mind controlling acronym.Trippy Turtle Turtles are reptiles. Our lizard overlords are reptiles @TruTrippyTurtle confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/DKsWAh13x4— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 29, 2014How do we know that you're not Illuminati, and that this is an elaborate plan to identify your enemies?
As the world collapses and burns to dust, I will look you in the eye, and then you will know.
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As far as the ancient documents predict and foreshadow, the only people that remain safe are outer Mongolians and people who bought the first generation of crocs. The illuminati seem timid to approach either of these groups.David Guetta 11 letters Help I Am Lost = 11 letters @davidguetta confirmed illuminati pic.twitter.com/ww5xPvmc6Y— Illuminati DJs (@DJilluminatis)October 22, 2014Could Zedd fix the Federal budget deficit problem?
Zedd is one of the last remaining artists left who has not been influenced by the illuminati in my opinion. It would be a huge task, but I am confident that in conjunction with Porter Robinson, Rob Swire and Madeon, he could achieve success in this field over a five year period.Once all the illuminati DJs have been exposed, will you move on to other sectors?
It will be an eternal battle, but I am already planning on expanding into exposing music blogs and their authors, followed by mixed martial artists. There are many lesser known artists who I feel are all instrumental to the success of the lizard overlords, and I will be investigating them in detail.If you died tomorrow (assassinated by Illuminati), what would you want on your tombstone?
TGIFZiad Ramley is on Twitter: @ZiadRamley