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We had The Kid Mero Review the 15-Second Daft Punk Snippet

I BET THEY WERE IN THE STUDIO LIKE "JACQUES LET UZ DO A HOW ZOO YOU SAY? EHH, "FONKI BAZE LION?" AND OTHER DUDE WAS LIKE "OUI OUI FRANCOIS ALL ZEE BEETCHES AHH.. ZAY WEEL S'EBROUER ZEE COCAINE NO?"
TK
New York, US

AY DAFT PUNK RELEASED 15 SECONDS OF A NEW SONG AND DREW WAS LIKE "YOU WANNA REVIEW THIS?" AND I WAS LIKE "AIGHT." I UNDERESTIMATED HOW SHORT 15 SECONDS IS CUZ WHEN I TRICK MY WIFE INTO GIVING ME A BJ AND I'M LIKE "JUST 15 SECONDS" SHE IS VERY GENEROUS AND LETS ME GO BEYOND 15 SECONDS. THAT'S WHAT MARITAL SOLIDARITY IS ALL ABOUT LADIES NAHMEAN DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIES TELL YOU B. IT'S ABOUT GIVING A LITTLE MORE THAN YOUR PARTNER ASKS FOR.

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POW NIGGA THAT WAS A MAJOR KNOWLEDGEDART THAT THAT BITCH ASS NIGGA DR. DREW PINKY WOULD BASE AN ENTIRE REALITY SHOW ON AND I GAVE IT TO YALL FREE OF CHARGE WHICH IS WHAT I ALWAYS DO ON HERE SO YOU'RE WELCOME.

THIS IS SOME BASIC DAFT PUNK SHIT B. IT SOUNDS LIKE ALL THEIR OTHER SHIT. THIS IS EURO COCAINE MUSIC WITH A "FUNKY GUITAR" AND "FUNKY BASSLINE"…SHIT IS "FUNKY" I BET THEY WERE IN THE STUDIO LIKE "JACQUES LET UZ DO A HOW ZOO YOU SAY? EHH, "FONKI BAZE LION?" AND OTHER DUDE WAS LIKE "OUI OUI FRANCOIS ALL ZEE BEETCHES AHH.. ZAY WEEL S'EBROUER ZEE COCAINE NO?" THEN THEY HIGH FIVE EACHOTHER AND PUT ON ROBOT HEADS TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY A POUND OF CIGARETTES AND SNAILS.

FRENCH NIGGAS IS CRAZY. NOT EVEN 100% SURE THEY FRENCH THOUGH THEY MIGHT BE NORWEGIAN OR SOME OTHER WEIRD SHIT. WHO CARES B IT'S ME NIGGA I'M MERO NOT SOME NERD LOOPING THIS SHIT AND JERKING OFF TO IT. THIS IS SOME INTERSTITIAL SHIT I'M SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL FOR A CASINO RESORT AND I'M USING THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC. I'LL HOLLA.

I GIVE THIS SHIT 3 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WILL DESTROY MY TWITTER MENTIONS IF I DARE DESECRATE THE HOLY ALTAR OF DAFT PUNK.

STANDOUT TRACK: THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ONLY ONE TRACK AND IT'S SHORTER THAN A GOLDFISH'S DICK.

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