AY DAFT PUNK RELEASED 15 SECONDS OF A NEW SONG AND DREW WAS LIKE "YOU WANNA REVIEW THIS?" AND I WAS LIKE "AIGHT."
I UNDERESTIMATED HOW SHORT 15 SECONDS IS CUZ WHEN I TRICK MY WIFE INTO GIVING ME A BJ AND I'M LIKE "JUST 15 SECONDS" SHE IS VERY GENEROUS AND LETS ME GO BEYOND 15 SECONDS. THAT'S WHAT MARITAL SOLIDARITY IS ALL ABOUT LADIES NAHMEAN DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIES TELL YOU B. IT'S ABOUT GIVING A LITTLE MORE THAN YOUR PARTNER ASKS FOR.
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