We Gained the Power to Spy on Musicians' Cell Phones

It’s a really exciting time here at Noisey, because we just developed the powerful, ethically dubious technology to peer into what anyone is doing on their cell phone at any time. It’s like The Dark Knight, but instead of trying to find The Joker, we just do it when we’re bored. Because I’m the most important person associated with the website, my editors gave me technology last night to see what I could find. And as it turns out, I’m a regular Richard Nixon; I was getting all sorts of scoops! It was everything I could’ve hoped for.

NOW VIEWING: LOU REED’S CELL PHONE

NOW VIEWING: MACKLEMORE’S CELL PHONE

NOW VIEWING: SARA FROM TEGAN AND SARA’S CELL PHONE

NOW VIEWING: JIMMY PAGE’S CELL PHONE

NOW VIEWING: AXL ROSE’S CELL PHONE

Luke Winkie wants reggae more than he wants to live. He's on Twitter - @luke_winkie