In college, I had an insane, dumb policy to see every single band with "Fuck" in their name that rumbled through the sleepy little village of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. This led to me seeing some godawful motherfucking bands. But also, it led to me seeing some great bands like Fucked Up, Fuck Buttons, and one Starfucker, who are currently about to embark upon a massive tour that starts at FYF Fest in Los Angeles and will end at the gates of Valhalla (Or, y'know, San Francisco. Potato/Potah-toe, really.) We're psyched to premiere their newest music video for "While I'm Alive," off of Februrary's Miracle Mile. Check the tour dates below, and if they're not coming to your town, you should probably move.
08/24/13 @FYF Fest - Los Angeles, CA
09/03/13 @ Altar - Pittsburgh, PA
09/04/13 @ 9:30 Club - Washington, D.C.
09/06/13 @ Union Transfer - Philadelphia, PA
09/07/13 @ Terminal 5 - New York, NY
09/08/13 @ Toad’s Place - New Haven, CT
09/09/13 @ Royale Nightclub - Boston, MA
09/10/13 @ Port City Music Hall - Portland, ME
09/12/13 @ Higher Ground - South Burlington, VT
09/13/13 @ Corona Theatre - Montreal, QBC
09/14/13 @ Opera House - Toronto, ONT
09/15/13 @ Crofoot Ballroom - Pontiac, MI
09/17/13 @ Metro - Chicago, IL
09/18/13 @ The Bluebird - Bloomington, IN
09/19/13 @ Off Broadway - St. Louis, MO
09/20/13 @ Exit In - Nashville, TN
09/21/13 @ 40 Watt Club - Athens, GA
09/22/13 @ Music Farm - Charleston, SC
09/24/13 @ Grand Central - Miami, FL
09/25/13 @ The Social - Orlando, FL
09/26/13 @ Jack Rabbits - Jacksonville, FL
09/27/13 @ Cat’s Cradle - Carrboro, NC
09/28/13 @ Jefferson Theater - Charlottesville, VA
10/11/13 @ Emo’s - Austin, TX
10/12/13 @ Tree’s - Dallas, TX
10/14/13 @ Gothic Theater - Denver, CO
10/16/13 @ Knitting Factory - Boise, ID
10/17/13 @ Crystal Ballroom - Portland, OR
10/18/13 @ Wow Hall - Eugene, OR
10/20/13 @ Treasure Island Music Festival - San Francisco, CA
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