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Turn Up to Keys N Krates' Diplo & Friends Mix

Occasionally, we the at Noisey will kindly request that you drop whatever you're doing and turn the goddamn motherfuck up. Now is one of those times.

Occasionally, we the at Noisey will kindly request that you drop whatever you're doing and turn the goddamn motherfuck up. Now is one of those times, as we're proud to present to you a download of Keys N Krates' Diplo & Friends mix on BBC Radio1 from April 12th.

Wanna know how turnt up this mix is? Well, I'll tell you.

The Pope listened to this mix and bodyslammed all of the Cardinals simultaneously.

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A cow listened to this mix, cooked himself into a hamburger, then ate it.

The Undertaker listened to this mix, then invented a time machine, traveled to Wrestlemania 30, and beat the shit out of Brock Lesnar to maintain the streak.

Then the Undertaker gave the time machine to me, and I went back in time to play this mix for Franklin Roosevelt and he got so turnt up that he won World War II.

Then I traveled to the 70s and played this mix for Martin Scorsese and he got so turnt he made Raging Bull in an hour.

Then I went to 1994 and played this mix for Billy Corgan and he got so turnt he cried.

Then I time-traveled to the present and wrote a blog post about it.

Stream the mix below, and download it on their Facebook.

@drewmillard