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Holiday Gift Alert: You Can Buy this Punk Legend’s Tooth on eBay for Only $91

At only $91, you'll have to fight tooth and nail for it. You know the drill.

In case you somehow missed the overwhelming national bombardment that’s been going on since the literal second Thanksgiving ended, the holidays are just around the corner. If the commercials are to be believed, right about now, you should be tearing your hair out and running through shopping malls with reckless abandon, trying to find your family members that perfect gift, lest they stop loving you. Shopping is hard enough as it is, but what do you get for that anti-holiday, anti-corporation punk fan in your life? May we suggest the greatest gift of all time? How about a tooth from Jack Grisham of the legendary band T.S.O.L.?

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Grisham listed the tooth on eBay with this description:

On offer, one extremely fucked-up tooth that has seen more action than a $5 hooker--I mean seriously, this tooth has accompanied me on burglaries, beatings, ball-busting, and break-outs. It's proselytized and prophesied, its been up against more nipples (sorry mom) than even the creepiest perv and until a recent nasty infection took it out it was still willing to roll. What do we bid for this gnarly piece of O.C. Punk history?

Sounds like a great gift for anyone, really. But hurry, punk/dentistry enthusiasts, The auction ends in two days and with 21 bids, this is a highly sought after item. And at a current price of $91, this thing is a steal. This was the original tooth which classics like “Abolish Government” was sung over! Truly, a one-of-a-kind piece of history rooted in punk rock.