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Watch Tom Brady Deflate the Club with His Bad Rap Dance Moves

Tom Brady sucks at everything.

There are few people I hate more in this world than Tom Brady. I'll let that be known. I think Tom Brady sucks. You got that? He's a big ol' dummy. Sure, he's one of the greatest quarterbacks who's ever played the game of football (despite being a cheater). But who cares, he's a loser. I don't like the way he looks, even though he's physically perfect (seriously this dude looks like he was created in a lab). I don't like the way he smells, even though I don't know what he smells like. And I don't like way he dances, even though he kind of looks like me when he does. (Also, again, he's a fucking cheater).

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So, yeah, Tom Brady might be married to a supermodel and I might sleep alone in my small expensive apartment every night, but you know what? I have a music website. And on this music website, I can make fun of Tom Brady. It's my goddamn right. Freedom of speech, baby! Tom Brady sucks, baby! Fuck the Patriots, baby!

So here, on this great corner of the internet we call Noisey, I present to you a few videos of Tom Brady dancing like a moron to Fetty Wap and Migos at the Patriots Super Bowl ring ceremony this past Sunday. Wiz Khalifa, despite being a cool motherfucker, can't even save Tom's horrible dance moves. It's kind of beautiful how terrible this all is. (Except it's not, because Tom Brady is a cheating motherfucker.)

Here's the first video, in which Tom Brady looks dumb.

A video posted by KeepitGreal (@lakesheezy) on Jun 14, 2015 at 10:36pm PDT

Here's the second video, in which Tom Brady also looks dumb.

A video posted by KeepitGreal (@lakesheezy) on Jun 14, 2015 at 10:34pm PDT

Here's the third video, in which Tom Brady, yes, looks dumb.

Tom Brady and Julian Edelman having a dance battle to Migos. You will never have a better Monday (via @OnlyInBOS) pic.twitter.com/Tck0Hb2aYF

— Trevor Sikkema (@TrevorSikkema) June 15, 2015

And here's the fourth video, in which Tom Brady looks really dumb, even though it's very clear he's wearing four Super Bowl rings (a reminder again though: Tom Brady is a cheater). For what it's worth, too, Gronk looks pretty dumb here too.

That's it. Fuck Tom Brady. Fuck the Patriots. Go Cowboys.

Eric Sundermann loves the Cowboys so you probably hate him too. Follow him on Twitter.