Things "CMJ" Could Stand for Other Than "College Music Journal"

Country Music Jamboree
Carol Murdered John
Correct Menswear Jokes
Curiously Macho Jennifer
Complete Monster Jams
Can't. Mom's a Jerk.
Creatine. Muscles. Joy.
Complex Media Jokes
Candy? Me Jealous.
Cute, Mr. Jeter
Comfortingly Managing Junk
Control Mascis, J.
Cena, Marshall John
Cool Man-Jorts
CaraManica, Jon
Check Mate, Jezebel
Cumulative Media Jerkoff Drew Millard and Ezra Marcus are Noisey staffers. Find them on Twitter - @drewmillard, @ezra_marc