The clump-haired-wonder known as Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd has a new music video for "Often" in which he teleports around a hotel room full of beautiful women who are ready to have sex with him. Despite the awesomeness of that sentence, this video is somehow incredibly boring. If there was any more boring way of flaunting the fact that you have a harem of beautiful women ready to copulate with you, we haven't seen it. Maybe if you showed an orgy where everyone is covered in paint, but the camera is focused on the paint drying? Or if you had an orgy on a field of grass, but the videographer was intent on capturing the blades growing? We're just spitballing ideas here, but the fact remains, this video does not want to make us have an orgy. At least any more than we normally would.