OH SHIT THE COKEGOD ROD STEWART...YO THIS DUDE KEPT IT 3HUNNA AND DID MOSTLY MALL SOUNDTRACK JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE STANDARD SHITS ON THIS JOINT. NAHMEAN NO FUNNY ASS "SANTA CLAUS DOING CARTHWHEELS WITH HIS DICK OUT" OR OTHER BULLSHIT "FUNNY" SONGS. MY NIGGA ROD IS WILD CUZ HE BEEN SINGING WITH THE "I BEEN SMOKING A PACK OF NEWPORTS A DAY SINCE IN UTERO" VOICE FOREVER. REMEMBER THAT LOX JOINT "IF YOU THINK I'M JIGGY?" THAT WAS A GREAT SONG B THAT WAS ROD INSPIRED (PAUSE) I'M ABOUT TO YOUTUBE IT. YO THIS IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ROD STEWART BUT IF YOU WANNA HAVE SEX WITH A PUERTO RICAN MILF YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW UP TO HER CRIB WITH A DIME OF "MID" OR WHAT I REFER TO AS "HARACAS CACAS" AND A LISA LISA / STEVIE B MIX CD. YOU'RE WELCOME. MENTALLY HIGH FIVE ME WHILE YOU GETTING MIND BLOWING TOP TO "I WONDER IF I TAKE YOU HOME"...OR PAYPAL A NIGGA SOME BREAD YOU UNGRATEFUL COWARD. ROD STEWART HAIR IS WILD B. THAT NIGGAS HAIR LOOK LIKE IT BELONGS ON GUY FIERI'S WIFE OR ONE OF THOSE "MY PET MONSTER" DOLLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY. SHOUTOUT TO YOU IF YOU KNEW WHAT THAT WAS WITHOUT GOOGLING IT. CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU NIGGAS RIGHT NOW? I'M LISTENING TO GUNPLAY B I STOPPED LISTENING TO ROD STEWART LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO. HOW MANY EMBROIDERED VELVET BLAZERS YOU THINK ROD STEWART HAS? PROLLY MORE THAN 20 ARMENIAN CLUB PROMOTERS.
I GIVE THIS 2 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUTTA 5 CUZ CUZ ROD STEWART WEARS VELVET BLAZERS TO FORMAL EVENTS. NIGGA WEARS A SMOKING JACKET AND HE LOOKS LIKE CHEF ANNE BURREL...PROLLY SPELLED HER NAME WRONG BUT INQUIRE AS TO WHETHER I GIVE A FINNUCK. BUT SHOUTOUT TO THE A JOINT ON HERE WITH MICHAEL BUBLE WHO IS THE PATRON SAINT OF MENOPAUSE.
STANDOUT TRACK: THE ONE ABOUT CHRISTMAS WAS OK. I'M LISTENING TO BACHATA RIGHT NOW TO BE QUITE HONEST...ROD STEWART SHOULD DO A BACHATA ALBUM. *CALLS MANAGEMENT*
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