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The Twelve Days Of Mero - Jim Jones' "A Dipset Xmas"

YO I RECOMMEND YOU SNEAK THIS INTO YOUR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY PLAYLIST AFTER EVERYBODY GETS DRUNK.
TK
New York, US

JIM JONES DID A CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

JIM JONES DID A CHRISTMAS ALBUM B THIS IS GREAT. THIS ALBUM CONTAINS SENTENCES YOU WILL ONLY HEAR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE LIKE FOR EXAMPLE "JINGLE BELL NIGGA!" AND "BLOWIN ON THE PIFF WHILE I'M SIPPIN EGG NOG!" WHICH IMMA BE HONEST IS DISGUSTING. DRINKING ANYTHING CREAMY WHILE YOU SMOKE A BLUNT IS THE WORST B IT TRANSFORMS YOUR SALIVA INTO NICKELODEON GAK (MEMBER GAK? NO? ARE YOU 12 NIGGA?)

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YO I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE TERRIBLE BUT STACK BUNDLES IS ALL OVER THIS SHIT AND THAT NIGGA IS THE FUCKIN MAN. I MEAN IT'S STUPID CUZ IT'S A CHRISTMAS ALBUM BUT IT'S STILL GOOD? IT'S LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A HOOKER B YOU LOSIN CUZ YOU PAYIN FOR TOPPINGTON BUT THE BJ IS DELIVERED WITH THE PRECISION OF A PROFESSIONAL. THAT ANALOGY MADE NO SENSE BUT LAST TIME I SAID THE WORD "GAY" IN A REVIEW AND THEY EDITED IT SO I'M TRYNA SEE IF THEY'LL EDIT "BLOWJOB FROM A PROSTITUTE"…ALSO CAN I JUST SAY JIM JONES ADLIBS IS EVEN BETTER THAN HIS RHYMES? ONE OF YOU RAP INTERNET NERD NIGGAS SHOULD MAKE CD OF JIM JONES ADLIBS OVER CLASSICAL MUSIC SO I CAN GIVE IT TO PREGNANT WOMEN TO PLAY FOR THEY FETUSES IN UTERO. THAT'S A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA THAT WILL HELP YOU PAY OFF YOUR 108 MILLION STUDENT LOAN DEBT. HALFWAY THROUGH THIS, OH SHIT!! A WILD MAX B APPEARED!! YO THERE'S 10 JOINTS ON HERE AND ONLY 5 OF THEM IS CHRISTMAS JOINTS HAHA!

JIM JONES: *SMOKING COMICALLY LARGE BLUNT* YO WE FINISHED?

MANAGERIAL STAFF: UMM JIM, THERE'S ONLY 5 SONGS HERE…

JIM JONES: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA PUT THESE JOINTS ON THERE *THROWS CD, CONTINUES SMOKING GIANT BLUNT*

THANK GOD FOR THIS REPRIEVE FROM TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS B. I WAS ABOUT TO BOYCOTT THIS SHIT AND CELEBRATE HANNUKWANZAA. YO I RECOMMEND YOU SNEAK THIS INTO YOUR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY PLAYLIST AFTER EVERYBODY GETS DRUNK. (I AM NOT RESPOSIBLE FOR YOUR UNWAVY BOSS GIVING YOU A WRITE UP THOUGH)

I GIVE THIS 5 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE MAX B

STANDOUT TRACK: "WE GET MONEY," BECAUSE MAX B.