The Trailer For The Beyoncé-Directed Beyoncé Documentary Looks Boss As Fuck
Honestly, Beyoncé didn't need twenty-five seconds of video to make everyone excited about a documentary that she was directing about herself--all she needed was zero seconds of video, because people got excited about a Beyoncé documentary that she was also directing pretty much immediately.
Honest question: Do they even need a formal title for this? Like, everyone is just calling it "The HBO Documentary That Beyoncé Is Directing About Herself," so it seems like we could all just all it that and it'd be fine. I'm gonna be really disappointed if they refer to it as anything other than Beyoncé: Punching Fear In The Dick, because that's what this trailer makes me want to do.
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