The Noisey Drinking Game Review - Taylor Swift's Red

Taylor Swift hasn't ever been drunk, right? That's the sense we get. Then again, we don't actually know her. But with Swift, that's kind of the point. You listen to her records because she sounds like someone you know, who happens to be armed with uncannily wholesome good looks and the hook-writing abilities of a pop assassin. Her new album Red is probably the album that's the least about booze of all time, so we thought it'd be the perfect fodder for debuting our new review format, which involves turning albums into drinking games.

To successfully participate in this review, you're going to need a shit-ton of Boone's Farm. Fiesta Strawberry flavor, if your friendly neighborhood wine shop has it. It is 100% guaranteed that if you follow our instructions, you will enjoy Red, because you will be drunk. On Boone's Farm.

Click the graphic to enlarge the game, and please don't die.