THIS IS WHITE PEOPLE THAT LOVE JAPAN MUSIC B. I ONLY HAD TO LISTEN TO 15 SECONDS OF THIS TO REALIZE THAT. THESE NIGGAS ARE DOING ACOUSTIC NINTENDO MUSIC B. NIGGAS ARE SINGING ABOUT FUCKIN ROBOTS IN THE ASS OR SOME SHIT. I THINK ITS A SONG ON HERE ABOUT THIS NIGGA'S GIRLFRIEND FIGHTING ROBOTS. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND MY NIGGA? BECAUSE YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND FIGHTING ROBOTS. THAT'S LIKE ME WRITING A SONG ABOUT MY WIFE BEING COOL, YOU'D BE LIKE "PSH YEAH RIGHT YOU AIN'T GOT NO WIFE NIGGA BECAUSE WIVES ARE NOT COOL" THIS IS MUSIC FOR A MOVIE WHERE A DUDE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL AND HAS TO FIGHT ALL HER BOYFRIENDS BUT HER BOYFRIENDS ARE ALL SUPERPOWERED ROBOTS OR MUTANTS OR SOME SHIT…OH SHIT THIS ACNE SCARRED ASIAN DUDE IN A YUGI OH SHIRT I WORK WITH JUST INFORMED ME THAT THAT'S A REAL MOVIE. SEE? ONCE AGAIN YOU NIGGAS ARE GETTING SPECIFICALLY FOCUSED OUTSTANDING CURATION (I HOPE THATS A REAL WORD MY INTERNET DONT WORK I CAN'T GOOGLE IT) DARTS FOR FREE. YO I WROTE A "WHITE NIGGA HALL OF FAME" POST ON VICTORY LIGHT AND THOM YORKE IS IN THE WNHOF AND THIS IS WHY. HIS INFLUENCE ON THESE NIGGAS IS CLEAR NAHMEAN THEY ARE BREATHING AND SIGHING ALL OVER THIS SHIT HERE B. NIGGAS USING RAINDROPS AS AN INSTRUMENT MY GUY. RAINDROPS. THAT'S NOT THE MOST PUSSY SHIT EVER? IF YOU CRY EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GET INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND ATTEND COSPLAY EVENTS THIS IS YOUR SHIT RIGHT HERE.I GIVE THIS SHIT 0 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE I LISTENED TO THIS WHOLE SHIT AND MY DICK TURNED INTO A DIGIMON.STANDOUT TRACK: "SUNSHIP BALLOONS" BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST PUSSY SONG TITLE I EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THERES SEVERAL OTHER CONTENDERS ON THIS ALBUM LIKE "I'M A FLY IN A SUNBEAM."The Kid Mero is a Bronx-based writer and comedian specializing in #KNOWLEDGEDARTS and #COKEDREAMS. He sent us an all-caps email threatening to "GENTLY KARATE CHOP [US] IN THE BREAST" if we changed any part of his reviews. Follow him on Twitter--@THEKIDMERO.
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