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Sometimes the Rap Game Remind Me of the Cat Game

I just got two kittens. They are tiny and I'm terrified they're gonna die. I didn’t give them dumb rap-centric names. If I had, here are 50 possibilities I could have gone with.

I just got two kittens. They are tiny and I'm terrified they're gonna die. I didn’t give them dumb rap-centric names. If I had, here are 50 possibilities I could have gone with:

Catrick Lamar (good cat, m.a.A.d. kitty)
Cat-Soul
Kitten Gates
Litter Wayne
Catsino
Catction Bronson
SpaceGhostPurr
Denzel Kitty
Cat’Ron
Waka Feline Flame

Catye West
Cat Trell
Cat Tony
Cat Pat (rip)
Kitten The Dude
Catster P
JT Tha Kitty Figga
Ander Nickcatina
Cat Money Millionaires
Nacho Picatsso
Siameek Mill

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Kity Boi
Yo Kitty
OJ Da Juicecat
Cat$hout
Jose Gato
Riff Catt
Project Cat
Wiz Catlifa
Cat Kudi
Earl Catshirt

Tyler, Cat Creator
A$AP Cat
Cat the Rapper
Cats Racist
Katie Got Catz
Jay Electronicat
Lupe Ficatsco
Tribe Called Cat
Peedi Catt
Catbolous

Outkatsts
Ghostface Kitten
Ol Kitty Bastard
Cat-I-Bus
Catmosphere
Catmu Tao (rip)
Tha Alkahtholics
Catsual
Tragedy Catdhafi

Skinny Friedman's cat name is Kitty Friedman, obviously. He's on Twitter - @skinny412

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