Illustration by Lia Kantrowitz, click here to view full resolutionOKAY SO LIKE SOMEONE POSTED A VIDEO OF RIHANNA IN HER DRESSING ROOM WHERE IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SHE'S DOING COCAINE BUT RI RI SAYS SHE WASN'T DOING COCAINE AND IT WAS JUST WEED BUT LIKE OKAY SHE TOTALLY PROBABLY WAS BECAUSE SHE IS RICH AND A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE DO COKE AND ALSO DUDE HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW ANTS CAN LIFT SEVEN TIMES THEIR BODY BUT YEAH ANYWAY SO RIHANNA WAS HANGING OUT WITH HER FRIENDS BEING FAMOUS AND THEN LIKE FAMOUS PEOPLE DO COCAINE ALSO IT'S PRETTY CRAZY HOW FAMOUS PEOPLE ALL HAVE FRIENDS ON INSTAGRAM WHO THEY SECRETLY FOLLOW PROBABLY ANYWAY RIHANNA'S FAMOUS SO YOU KNOW SHE WAS MOST LIKELY DOING COCAINE BUT LIKE YOU CAN'T SEE HER EXACTLY DOING THE COCAINE BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE SHE TOTALLY DOES IT BECAUSE LIKE SHE TOUCHES HER NOSE IN THE VIDEO AND YOU KNOW I MEAN HONESTLY IF YOU WERE RICH AND FAMOUS YOU WOULD PROBABLY DO COCAINE TOO ACTUALLY NOW THAT YOU MENTION COCAINE DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY COCAINE DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME COCAINE I KNOW A GUY.