Noisey + Spooky + Sexy = SPOOKSEY
You know how some days feel like The End of Days by way of your iPod? Well, those dark musical moments need to be celebrated. Their cinematic evocation is pretty unique, and unless you’re listening to Morricone 24/7, you probably aren’t picturing yourself in full frame on the daily, so let’s do so—even if that scene is your last seen. Leave the cosplay at the door, exit Hot Topic, and stop (start?) eating candy; this is some spooky shit that is (surprise!) SEXY.
And because Spotify isn’t the only resource:
What's sexier than a vampiric Bowie fucking to Bauhaus? Not this:
Mike Oldfield (of Exorcist fame) is absolutely worth browsing on YouTube this All Hallows. While few official videos surface, the album covers that crop up are kind of worth the sacrifice—not to mention how fucking good the tracks are. PEEP!
The Weirdest Records of All Time
Featuring earthquake recordings, records pressed with diarrhea, and breastfeeding soundtracks.
Get Blazed and Make Some Custom Weed-Themed GIFs of Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign, B.O.B. or Classified for 4/20
Are you high right now? Then you'll love making a GIF.
Todd Terje's "Leisure Suit Preben" Video Pays Tribute to Porny Video Games and It's Great
It's rare these days that a music video thoroughly captures the aesthetic of a musician while indulging the quirk necessary for potential virality or meme-fication.
I Was in a Coma and Now I'm a DJ
Meet DJ Disable.
420 Songs About Weed
Where in the World Can Migos Meet the Plug?
Including a womb, on the back of a dolphin in the middle of the ocean, and the set of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III'.
We Interviewed Ron Jeremy About His Perfect, Piano-Playing Penis
Ron Jeremy made a seven-inch about appreciating classical music where he plays "1812 Overture" with his schlong.
Chiraq Versus the World
Tragedy at home is familiar, and thus easier to ignore.
The Hottest Alt-Bros at Coachella
"Wait, is your cum gluten-free?"
A Canadian in Tokyo Made a Song Out of Japanese Suicide Statistics
"What if we lived in a society where all historical records were converted into a type of music and people in school would sit around and listen to it?"