A Poem Composed Solely from Noisey Comments, Volume One

Here at Noisey, we get lots and lots of comments every week. Some of them are happy, but most of them are very, very angry. We love all of them, though, because they mean you care. So, I decided to write a poem using only comments I found on Noisey articles in the past week. I will do this every Friday until I lose interest.

Drew i dont what say, your a hoax, hope your not gettn paid for this shit
Denim.
I wonder who Whirr's social agency is?
who's whirr
Fucking the most epic twitter speller in the world!
fuck whirr anyway
Hipsters can't ruin hip hop.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled..
Your mother's favorite band
you live in brooklyn
More shit like this, noisey.
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Does it really have to be labeled "Joke:" for it not to fly over your head?
You are my hero….
y30sec u mooSWDADADDDDDAD
he US has no room for foreign imports selling shitty music
Definately going next year!

Drew Millard is the Features Editor of Noisey. He's on Twitter - @drewmillard