OK so you know Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé right well they have this AWESOME song called "Feelin' Myself" which is great because it's like the two best and most goddesslike artists in the world finally coming together and they made a video—OK wait so, like, remember TIDAL that streaming thing with Jay Z and all the other celebrities including Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj where it's like Spotify but like you have to pay more and all the famous people own it or whatever? OK so like anyway Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj put out the video for "Feelin' Myself" and it's awesome because it's basically just the two of them hanging out and being two extremely badass boss bitches OK so actually we don't know for sure because like you know how you have to pay for TIDAL? well it's only viewable to TIDAL subscribers which TOTALLY SUCKS because everybody loves Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj but TIDAL costs like $20 a month and whose mom is going to let them borrow her credit card just to watch a Nicki Minaj video and we already spent all our money on Pizza Hut on Saturday night so like what now? anyway we were imagining how awesome it was and we figured probably the video has stuff like them hanging out and dancing and butts—OK so like you know how Nicki Minaj has a big butt and makes songs about it and Beyoncé is super sexy well anyway that's what we imagine the video is like and like they probably get in a butt-shaped spaceship and launch into space in a buttship, and it is SO HOT that it LITERALLY causes a supernova and the sun explodes because it is so hot wow what a video anyway we hope we get a chance to watch it for real someday.Follow Noisey on Twitter.
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