I love girls. All girls, forever. Girls, you know you are beautiful. You know that song "Chantilly Lace?" What a great song. "Chantilly Lace, and a pretty face, and a pony tail hanging down. A wiggling walk and a giggling talk, makes the world go round. There ain't nothing in the world like a big-eyed girl. Make me act so funny, make me spend my money. Make me feel real loose, like a long neck goose. I need a girl, oh baby, that's what I like." Not every girl is the girl in this song, but every girl can be and is her at some points. Watch R. Stevie Moore's rendition of this song here.
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