Everyone has a camera, but I think that the images I make with mine are so good that you should look at them. Here are my photos of girls at shows.
Also! A German blog called Amy & Pink did a feature on my girl photos. What's most interesting is their written introduction, which, when put into Google Translator, tickles me to no end. I am glad that I was finally recognized as a "self-proclaimed celebration stallion grazing in the dark." Check this out:
"Why do we find all these parties ever again and again? The annoying aufstylen late at night, going out in the cold, the brazen, the stupidity of almost unsurpassable Stupid-in-the-corner-and-rumstehen embarrassing-when-people-must-attend-jumping around? That's right, because we want to see girls! Drunk girl, hungry girl, loud girl!
Nicholas Gazin it's no different. The artist and self-proclaimed celebration stallion grazing in the dark through the streets of New York and entry gives the funniest events of the east coast to catch only to unsuspecting copies of the female sex. While drinking, the chucks, the rigid stare hung before him, lost in thought, thinking of bad things."
You can see the feature with some of my best girl photos here. The German commentators all think my photos of girls are boring. What a bunch of photo nazis.
See you in the pit!
Previously: Photos of Girls - Volume 23
Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
The Internet Is Scary
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.