I STARTED TO LISTEN TO THIS AT WORK WHICH WAS A MISTAKE BECAUSE THIS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU LISTEN TO BEFORE YOU BENCH PRESS TWO CARS AND PUNCH A NIGGAS NECK IN HALF. THIS MIKE WILL NIGGA IS THE NEW LEX LUGER B. THIS IS FOR THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE I PRETEND MY REAL LIFE IS A DOLPH LUNDGREN MOVIE AND I GO OUTSIDE JUMP OFF A ROOF & DROP KICK A NIGGA IN THE DICK WHILE SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR. I WAS JAMMIN TO THIS SHIT TILL A BRANDY SONG CAME ON? WHAT THE FUCK? BRANDY STILL DOES MUSIC? I KINDA RESENT BRANDY BECAUSE SHE WAS FAMOUS ENOUGH TO PUT RAY J ON AND RAY J WAS FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR KIM KARDASHIAN TO SUCK HIS DICK WHICH IN TURN MADE KIM KARDASHIAN FAMOUS. NAHMEAN WITH THAT LITTLE 2 GRAMS OF FAME THIS KIM GOT FROM TAKING RAY J'S DILZ IN HER ANAL SHE COOKED UP FAMECRACK AND IS NOW SOMEHOW THE BOSS OF TELEVISION, WHICH IS INFURIATING CUZ I JUST ATE A RITZ CRACKER AND A VERY SMALL COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST. SO IN GENERAL I'M LIKE "FUCK RICH PEOPLE" BUT MORESO "FUCK RICH PEOPLE THAT'S RICH FOR NO REASON" AND I HAVE A VERY LOW OPINION OF PEOPLE THAT IDOLIZE THIS BROAD, LIKE YOU CAN'T STAY IN MY CRIB AFTER I HIT THE PEANUT BUTTER. YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TRAIN HOME.
THERE'S SOME HORRIBLE JOINTS ON HERE THOUGH BUT ENOUGH BANGERS THAT I CAN PLAY THIS SHIT AND BY THE TIME I GET TO THE WACK SHIT IT DON'T MATTER BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY FLIPPED OVER A COP CAR WHILE DOING FRENCH MONTANA ADLIBS AND I'M LOCKED UP. FUTURE IS THE BEST WORST ARTIST SINCE OJ THE JUICEMAN B. THE NIGGAS LYRICS ARE UNINTELLIGIBLE AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT HE PUTS THE COMPUTERIZED AUDIO COFFEE FILTER VOICE FX ON THE SHIT TO MAKE IT 22% LESS UNDERSTANDABLE. BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK CUZ THAT SHIT SOUNDS GREAT WHEN YOU FUCKED UP, OR PREPARING TO BE FUCKED UP. THERE'S ALSO A BUNCH OF NIGGAS ON HERE I NEVER HEARD OF BECAUSE I'M NOT FROM GEORGIA AND I ONLY LISTEN TO FRENCH MONTANA AND FAT JOE'S FIRST 3 ALBUMS.
YO I KNOW THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC BUT MICROWAVING CHICKEN IS THE WORST B IT'S LIKE IF YOU LET THAT SHIT GO FOR ONE EXTRA SECOND IT TURNS INTO SOME GROSS SHIT WITH THE CONSISTENCY OF OLD HOOKER SKELETON B. SO NOW THIS CHICKEN FRANCESE FROM ANN & TONY'S THAT I BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO EAT TASTES LIKE SHIT B. FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS OR WHOEVER INVENTED MICROWAVES YOU'RE A FUCKIN DICK MY NIGGA AND YOU RUINED MY LUNCH.
I GIVE THIS SHIT 4.8 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUTTA 5. I TOOK OFF .2 FOR KIM KARDASHIAN AND FOR ALL THE RAPPERS I COULDNT NAME THAT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE JOKING.
STANDOUT JOINT: "SHOW OUT" IS SUCH A CRAZY SONG BRUH BUT MY FAVORITE JOINT IS "MARBLE FLOORS" BECAUSE ITS BETTER (I HAVE FORMULA TO PROVE IT BUT ITS IN MY OTHER JACKET) YO CAN I JUST SAY JUICY J IS EVERYWHERE ON EVERY SONG BUT I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM REPPING TAYLOR GANG SO HARD AND NOT MAKING ANY MENTION OF THREE 6 MAFIA OR ANYTHING THAT PERTAINS TO HIS OLD LIFE. I'M EXTREMELY HIGH RIGHT NOW SO THIS WHOLE REVIEW IS PROLLY RIDDLED WITH TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS BUT MAKE AN INQUIRY AS TO WHETHER I GIVE A FUCK.
THE KID MERO is a writer and comedian living in The Bronx. Find more of his #KNOWLEDGEDARTS on Twitter - @THEKIDMERO
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