Migos' "Versace" Should Have Been Called "Fuhsachee" But It's Still GreatBy The Kid Mero
FASACE YAH YAH
YO REMEMBER IN NEXT FRIDAY WHEN POPS WAS LIKE "NIGGA YOU CANE EEN SPELL VERSACE" AND UNCLE ELROY SAID "F-O….SACHEE"
MIGOS SHOULDA CALLED THIS JOINT FUHSACHEE CUZ THESE NIGGAS DO NOT SAY "VERSACE" AT ANY POINT IN THIS SONG. THIS SHIT GO THOUGH. I THINK THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR HOW MIGOS FEEL ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF HEALTHCARE AND THE BETRAYAL THEY AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY AT LARGE FEEL ABOUT PUTTING ALL THEIR FAITH IN OBAMA AND HAVING HIM MAKE POLITICAL DECISIONS THAT GO AGAINST EVERYTHING MIGOS AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY STANDS FOR. HAHA JUST KIDDING THESE NIGGAS ARE SINGING ABOUT WEARING CLOTHES DESIGNED BY ANDREW CUNANAN'S EX-BOYFRIEND. IDK WHO GOT THE LAST VERSE ON THE ORIGINAL VERSION BUT HE SOUND LIKE THE KOREAN DUDE AT THE FRUIT STORE TRYING TO RAP.
DRAKE ABSOLUTELY BODIED THE REMIX THOUGH B. LIKE YOU CAN BE MAD AT DRAKE FOR SINGING POTPOURRI BALLADS TO A GIRL HE SAW IN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE AT BEST BUY, BUT HE RAN THROUGH THIS SHIT LIKE I RUN THROUGH A CRAVE CASE AND A CARTON OF ICE CREAM AFTER 3 XANNIE BARS. HE ALSO SHOUTS OUT WASHINGTON HEIGHTS AND DYCKMAN WHICH KINDA SUCKS BECAUSE WHEN YOU BRING NOTORIETY TO AN AREA PEOPLE FROM LANDLOCKED STATES FLY THERE AND MAKE ALL THE SIGNS IN ENGLISH. DRAKE IS VERY INFLUENTIAL B. MIGOS ARE INCOHERENT BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAVE THE SUMMER ON SMASH I'M PREDICTING THE SHIT RIGHT NOW.
ZAYTOVEN > BEETHOVEN. YOU MAD?
I COMPILED A SHORT LIST OF SHIT YOU MIGHT COULD DO TO THIS.
- DRIVE AROUND IN A LUXURY SPORTS CAR AND THROW MONEY OUT THE WINDOW
- HAVE SEX WITH 4 STRIPPERS THAT PRETEND THEY DON'T HAVE SEX FOR MONEY
- WEAR VERSACE
- GIVE HALLE BERRY A BABY
I GIVE THIS SHIT 4 PILES OF DUTCHGUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE I CAN CLOSE MY EYES AND BE MAGICALLY TRANSPORTED TO A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB FULL OF THE FINEST ASSCHEEKS DOMINICAN SURGEONS HAVE EVER CRAFTED. THANK YOU MIGOS.
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