"Madison Avenue Harlot" - A Lana Del Rey Song Title Generator
There’s nothing more cringeworthy than internet earthworms hating on Lana Del Rey. Like. Dude. We’re living in a post-cultural void of simulacra and Denny's Twitter. Nothing you believe in is real. Calling Lana “inauthentic” is equivalent to wearing a sign that says “I will never produce anything of value. I don’t get it. I’m a follower. I eat dirt.” Go jack off on your Waxahatchee vinyl and leave 2014 to the rest of us.
“Grand Canyon Erotica”
Even Bradley Soileau (the tattooed stud in the “Born to Die” music video) joined in:
Enough fun and games, here's one last look at our queen. Isn't she beautiful?
Ezra Marcus is young and beautiful on twitter—@ezra_marc