Halasan Bazar, the experimental psych-pop group from Copenhagen, just released their new track, "Sometimes Happy, Sometimes Sad." It's the first single off their upcoming album, Space Junk.Which brings me to my next point: Space Junk.Space Junk, otherwise known as orbital debris, space waste, space crap, Soviet Caesar Salad, and ozone dandruff, is a real problem our planet is facing, and can take the form of anything from meteoroids, pieces of broken spaceships, self-destructed spy satellites, nic-nacs that were just cluttering up the desks of astronauts aboard the International Space Station, and Richard Branson's goatee trimmings.At this very moment, there are about 19,000 pieces of large space junk (!!!) and over 300,000 small pieces (!!!!!!!!1) orbiting this blue-green planet we call home, which if left alone, could eventually form a permanent "Crap Shroud" (scientist's term, not mine) that could blot out the sun and force us to live like Mole People for the rest of eternity.There is currently nothing you can do about Space Junk, so just kick back, pour yourself a glass of Robatussin, light up a jar of scented candle, and look up at the stars while listening to "Sometimes Happy, Sometimes Sad." And remember: those aren't actually stars, those are Space Junks.
@theringadingkid