We know. You’re a busy guy/gal. Your time is limited. Instead of chugging a two liter bottle of Pepsi, you’ll down two Five Hour Energies. You’ll triple stack pizza. You'll watch porn at 2x speed so you can jack off faster. So you damn well don’t have a full hour to devote to waiting for some bullshit metalcore album to get to the point. So how about letting Haymaker fuck you up real fast with 30 seconds of blistering hardcore?This song, entitled — wait for it — “Shit Magnet” comes off their upcoming seven-inch on A389 Records, which is the Ontario band’s first new material in a decade. The band, which is made up of members of Left for Dead, Chokehold, and The Swarm, is set to play A389’s 10th Anniversary Festival which we’d recommend getting tickets for. Maybe you’ll catch someone eating a whole pizza in the pit. So let “Shit Magnet” fuck you up and we’ll cheese you in the pit…er, see you in the pit.
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