Ladies, This Guy Would Like You to Stay with Him at SXSWBy Noisey Staff
Hey girl. Meet Cool Guy Daniel. Daniel understands how hard it is to find a place to stay in Austin during SXSW. Which is why he's offering up his supple, ripped arms for you to curl up inside of in between inevitably disappointing sets from buzzbands, long walks, and trips to VICELAND. Just check out Daniel's alternative rock-hard abs and his ultra-relevant sunglasses. You can just tell he is totally not the biggest creepball in the state of Texas by this description, too. Staying with Cool Guy Daniel grants you such luxuries as "Recording Equipment," "Free Internet," "Food," "A 6' Tall 190 lbs 6% Body Fat" man to stay with, and "All Entertainment Appliances." Wait, what??? One, having six percent body fat doesn't seem very healthy, and two, fuck this dude for ever thinking this would work.
Check out our screencap of the rest of his post below, and head over to CraigsList as soon as humanly possible before two other lucky ladies (twins, or sisters, or one girl, anyone really) beats you to this.
[Discovered via Brandon Stosuy's Twitter]
UPDATE: CraigsList has removed this posting, probably because too many ladies were emailing about staying with Daniel and their servers couldn't handle it.
Are the Grammys Irrelevant or Did Yeezus Actually Suck?
Breaking down Yeezy's obsession with the awards.
2013: A Year In Which Some Music Happened
A year’s art starts on Day One of the new year. If we don’t quantify it somehow by December, who are we as a people and what is our worth?
If R. Kelly Makes Us So Uncomfortable, Why Do We Keep Listening?
This is art we're talking about, and it's as real as you allow it to be.
Britney Spears: Capitalism's Last Stand
At last, the Queen has found her domain.
The Real Rick Ross Stands Up
We met with the ex-crack kingpin, who told us stories from his drug dealing days and gave us an exclusive excerpt from his upcoming autobiography.
Sorry, Dudes. The Ladies Won Punk This Year.
These are the women who kicked a particularly large amount of ass in 2013.
2013: The Most OK Year Ever
Kitty Pryde reflects on her sort of shitty, sort of amazing 2013.
Cam'ron is Still Harlem's Diplomat
We met with the Golden Boy and spoke wi
YG: Krazy, Sexy, Kool
As he readies his debut studio album, the Cali rapper talks about just how krazy his life is.
When Kellz Freezes Over
We flew down to Atlanta to interview R. Kelly. Like everything in the world of Kellz, nothing went as planned, but it still felt right.