Hey girl. Meet Cool Guy Daniel. Daniel understands how hard it is to find a place to stay in Austin during SXSW. Which is why he's offering up his supple, ripped arms for you to curl up inside of in between inevitably disappointing sets from buzzbands, long walks, and trips to VICELAND. Just check out Daniel's alternative rock-hard abs and his ultra-relevant sunglasses. You can just tell he is totally not the biggest creepball in the state of Texas by this description, too. Staying with Cool Guy Daniel grants you such luxuries as "Recording Equipment," "Free Internet," "Food," "A 6' Tall 190 lbs 6% Body Fat" man to stay with, and "All Entertainment Appliances." Wait, what??? One, having six percent body fat doesn't seem very healthy, and two, fuck this dude for ever thinking this would work.
Check out our screencap of the rest of his post below, and head over to CraigsList as soon as humanly possible before two other lucky ladies (twins, or sisters, or one girl, anyone really) beats you to this.
[Discovered via Brandon Stosuy's Twitter]
UPDATE: CraigsList has removed this posting, probably because too many ladies were emailing about staying with Daniel and their servers couldn't handle it.
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