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King Louie Made a Love Song About Canada

Should this be Canada's new national anthem? Yes.

It's impossible to not like Canada. It's possible to pretend you don't like it so that you can seem cool to your friends, but ultimately people will see right through your charade. How can you not like a place that has colourful plastic money and fresh water reserves coming out the ass? But some people take pride in their love for the Great White North, and King Louie is one of those people, releasing a song bluntly titled "In Love With Canada" on his Soundcloud today.

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Chicago Drill Godfather King Louie's love for Canada comes as a result of his constant trips to Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa, which are apparently three of his favourite locations. Why? Because he's got "bad bitches down to fuck in Montreal," "white bitches" who "lick my locks in Ottawa," and "bad bitches in the T.O." King L also talks about getting "more stamps on my passport," calling back his verse on "Living In The Sky" the acoustic duet he did with Toronto's Jessie Reyez, premiered by Noisey.

The best part of this song may come at the end of the second verse, where Louie brags that "in the Six they fuck with me like a Canadien," pronouncing the nationality like the Montreal hockey team and demonstrating his lack of knowledge about the country's hockey rivalries. Or maybe knows that Toronto hates Montreal, and he doesn't give a shit. Because he is King Louie, he loves both Montreal and Toronto, and he's getting bands and stuff. In Canada.

Slava Pastuk is Noisey's Canada editor, obviously. Follow him on Twitter.