C'MON MANNNNN THE INTRO TO THIS SHIT IS LIKE "I KNOW MERO IS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT COCAINE EXPLODING MY BRAIN INTO A MILLION KANYE FRAGMENTS SO LET ME JUST ACCEPT THAT AND GIVE YOU NIGGAS A STRAIGHT UP COKEDREAM ASS INTRO."I DUNNO WHY THESE NIGGAS THINK THEY ARE BREAKING NEW GROUND WITH SHIT LIKE THIS? NIGGA THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME FUCKIN PRISONERS OF TECHNOLOGY DRUM & BASS FUCKSHIT. MAN I WISH SKRILLEX WOULDA NEVER POPPED OFF B. SORRY SKRILLEX CUZ I NEVER WISH BROKENESS ON NIGGAS MAN BUT ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE SOME SHIT I MAKE PANINIS ON, YOU MAKE THE WORST FAKE MUSIC ON EARTH B. RAP NIGGAS NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM ANYTHING EVEN MILDLY DUBSTEPPY B.SO TO REITERATE, THIS ALBUM IS AN AUDIO COKEDREAM. I DON'T EVEN WANNA IMAGINE WHAT THESE STUDIO SESSIONS WERE LIKE B. IT WAS PROLLY CUDI IN THE STUDIO WITH TWO GROUPIES FAWNING OVER HIM WHILE CHOPPING LINES FOR HIM TO BLOW UP HIS NASAL IN BETWEEN RANTS ABOUT HOW HE IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ARTIST OF THIS MILLENIUM. A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS NIGGA BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD. "UNFUCKWITTABLE" "KING WIZARD" "IMMORTAL"? ARE YOU KIDDING ME MY GUY? THE ONLY POWER YOU GOT IS THE ABILITY TO TURN AMANDA BYNES INTO A JUNKIE VERSION OF A "STAR-TENDER" AT PERFECTIONS B. THIS NIGGA BODY CONTAINS THE SAME ENZYMES AS ERYKAH BADU'S B. YOU KNOW IF YOU FUCK ERYKAH BADU YOU AUTOMATICALLY TURN INTO A POETRY FACE ASS SLEEVELESS HOODIE KNIT CAP BABY NIPPLE MOUTH NIGGA. THIS DUDE HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON WOMEN EXCEPT THEY TURN FROM "MEAGHAN MULLINGTON" INTO "YAHAIRA VAZQUEZ" AKA "BELLA DIOR" WHO HAS SURGICALLY ALTERED BUTTCHEEKS.I KNOW YOU NIGGAS SEEN AMANDA BYNES ON TWITTER STUNTIN IN STEVE MADDEN BOOTS AND HATS THAT SAY "TR@P GXD N!GGA$" AND SHIT. SHE PROBABLY STUMBLING INTO A CHIPOTLE RIGHT NOW ON MAD BENZOS WEARING A YOUNG JEEZY T-SHIRT, PURPLE LIPSTICK AND GIANT SUNGLASSES FROM A GAS STATION. SHORTY NOT DOING TOO GOOD. AMANDA BYNES IS A METAPHOR FOR THIS ALBUM. THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE COOL TO LISTEN TO ON DRUGS BUT I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT B THE PLAYOFFS ABOUT TO START I'M JUST TRYNA GET HIGH AND WATCH SOME FEATS OF ATHLETICISM AND SHIT. I DON'T WANNA GET ALL HIGH AND LISTEN TO A NIGGA GROAN "KAANGG WIZZURRRRDDDFRDD" OVER SOME DUBSTEP CHOPPED & SCREWED LEMON D BULLSHIT. THANKS PAL I GOT SOME OLD TRICKY CD'S I CAN PUT ON IF I WANNA LISTEN TO FAKE BORING RAP. IN SUMMATION I WISH THIS NIGGA WOULDA JUST SMOKED WEED AND NEVER MET KANYE. CUDI WOULDA BENEFITED FROM BEING TAKEN UNDER THE WING BY SOMEONE WITH A NORMAL SIZED EGO INSTEAD OF A NIGGA LIKE KANYE WHO DEFINITELY THINKS HE IS A DEITY.I GIVE THIS SHIT 2 PILES OF DUTCHGUTS OUTTA 5 CUZ I'M DEAD SOBER RIGHT NOW. ALSO I'M NOT FUCKIN WITH THIS FAKE CREATIVE RAP SHIT, NIGGA. JUST FUCKIN RAP. IF YOU RAPPED OVER BIRDS CHIRPING THAT WOULD BE GROUNDBREAKING NIGGA. SLOWING DOWN SOME RONI SIZE B-SIDES AND SIGH-RAPPING OVER THE SHIT AIN'T CREATIVE SLIME. PUT THE YAY DOWN.STANDOUT TRACK: "KING WIZARD" IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DEATH METAL(?) BAND. IDK SHIT ABOUT "METAL" GENRES B GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE. ALL THAT SHIT IS ABOUT GOBLINS FUCKING EACHOTHER IN THE ASS IN A CAULDRON ANYWAY.The Kid Mero wrote this while doing karate on a beach. He's on Twitter - @THEKIDMERO
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