Justin Bieber Is Cruel To Hamsters, Or SomethingBy Angela Wig
Oh Em Gee, guys. The Biebs is such a slimy leech. I’m calling Pam Anderson to get her ass over here and slap that little anti-PETA shit back into place. Do you want to know what he did? He gave away his hamster during a meet 'n’ greet at Jingle Ball Mall in Atlanta. What. The. FUCK. Seriously. Hamster Cruelty!
The pop singer has set his hamster, PAC, on a, "Short path to its doom," according to the by the totally-real-despite-literally-everything-anyone-has-been-taught-ever California Hamster Association due to the distress the sudden change of environment will have caused.
Okay, so according to NME and The Hollywood Life, Justin Bieber had been carrying around a pet hamster named PAC during his Believe tour dates. On December 12th, he brought the little pet out with him to meet some hysterical fans and passed the hamster to a girl in the crowd.
“That’s all you,” The Biebs said to the fan, Victoria Blair. “You gotta take care of PAC.”
Does he not give a shit about his pet? It’s a hamster! It’s, like, a baby. You can’t just dump it off on someone new. Urgh.
Lucky for The Biebs, the fan was very enthusiastic screaming, “I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM.”
Then, get this: PAC, the hamster, tweeted on his Twitter account! “Please don’t hate on my new owner. She’s taking really good care of me! :)”
PAC’s new owner has, of course, already received “some haters.”
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