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Dear 311: Please Let This Man Play Your Boat Cruise

His name is Jeff and he’s got big dreams.

Jeff Rosenstock is a chill dude. That’s him above, chilling. We dig his chill musical projects like Bomb the Music Industry!, Antarctigo Vespucci, and his solo album coming out next year. And 311 is a pretty chill band. We once talked to them about like, getting laid to “Amber” and stuff. 311 is playing a pretty chill boat cruise to Jamaica next year and like, how dope would it be if they let Jeff play it? We thought it’d be pretty sweet, so we had Jeff write the band a letter (below), making his case. Then we had it notarized (at 3:11 PM, natch) and started a Change.org petition. If you want these two to combine chill forces this February on a cruise ship, please sign it and tweet at 311 with the hashtag #JeffRosenstockChillCruise. Together we can make this happen. Also, we would like this post to be exactly 311 words (for good luck) so please ignore us as we repeat the phrase “Nick Hexum rocks” over and over again. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks. Nick Hexum rocks.

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