Don’t download the new iPhone update. It’s a trap, and it took me five hours to screenshot my shit for this column. It messed up another column I do, so this whole thing is bad for business and I’m over it. Not the column; the update. Check out the column though. Okay, I’ve said “column” way too many times. Column.
I’m so happy Rick Ross looks amazing thanks to #Rossfit, but I don’t need the dick grabbing. He still looks great though. Also, I hate the word “great” used to describe weight loss. “You look great!” Say what you mean. You mean I look thinner.
Josh Groban and I have had the same week apparently.
Neither animal in this picture looks adorable at all. Jk, that pug is everything.
JoJo is out here with 5-minute hair and slaying. Meanwhile, my 5-minute hair is throwing it all up in a torn scrunchie.
Real nice, Meek. The first (and probably last) time you get to NYFW thanks to Nicki and you celebrate by flipping the bird.
I’m just going to say it: Lorde looks older than Drake. There, I said it.
When I get knocked up, this is exactly how I plan on announcing it.
This friendship feels toxic.
If I got an Emmy I would probably recruit everyone I knew for a photo too, so I can’t really throw shade at Taylor for this one.
This Ahmed situation is so crazy and fucked up. This meme is amazing though.
What the hell is happening here? Someone help me out. Also, bring Elmo over here, because I’m not sure that puppet is still alive.
So wait, a Uniqlo thinsulate vest makes you gangster? Fuck, I’ve been gangster for a minute now. Clap for me.
Gaga is dressed like she fucked the maître d’ at a party and had nothing to wear the next morning.
I like this couple better than Omelly or whatever they’re called. Call these two The Weenaj.
I don’t like how the foam is bubbling on Miley’s face. At all. It looks like a polluted pond.Kathy Iandoli is now terrified of foam cleansers. Follow on Twitter/Instagram.
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