What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 5/24

A lot of monumental shit happened this week. A lot of it was sad for a number of different reasons, but some of it was awesome. I’ll try not to be too emo with it this week, because you didn’t come here for all of that. But yeah, this week’s an emotional rollercoaster, so buckle up. Or throw that large metal bar around your waist so you don’t fall out and crack your head open. Check out this week’s pic picks.

I know I wrote a whole piece about this topic this week, but not including one more pic from this “Feeling Myself” video would be like spitting at God. Seriously, what in the entire fuck? Who looks like that? Definitely not me. Certainly not you.

Game totally took Plies out to the playground and stole his lunch with this forehead post. Oh man. So I have to post the caption for you to read, because paraphrasing would do this no justice:

Now you got rap beef… & then you just got rap comedy.. The difference is.. This shit ain't personal but some shit is too funny to let slide so my nigga @Plies… I fux wit ya, ya #SweetPussySaturday videos n all that funny…. But yo ass bout to get it & it begins this pic nigga….. Yo #FoHeadGoinUpOnnaTuesday… #SweetFoheadSaturday havin ass nigga… Nigga yo fo'head so gat damn BIG you can fit another face on that mothafucka… Kirk Franklin face wit Stevie Wonder fo'head havin ass nigga.. Fo'head so damn BIG dat hoe need to be represented by a Real Estate agent… Nigga is yo hairline smilin' at me ??? Nigga yo fo'head make Lebron hella confident… Nigga yo fo'head make yo eyebrows look like a single eyelash.. Ole' extendo fo'head havin ass… What you thinkin bout nigga ??? Ole read a nigga mind from a 100 feet away fo'head havin ass nigga… No wonder you got every fuckin hat in the world…. Take two different barbers to line that bullshit up don't it…. Don't lie nigga… Ole' face down here havin ass nigga.. Nigga yo fo'head taller than my kids… You could build a fuckin White Castle, 2 wings tops & 5 waffle houses on yo fuckin fo'head nigga…. I could write "Bih" on yo fo'head 100 times as standards nigga….. Fuck a C section.. They had to give yo mama a Z section to get yo big head ass out …. Ya football helmet head havin ass nigga you.. I fuckin hate yo fo'head… All them got damn thoughts.. Low key mad at God.. Like why this nigga get to think more than me ??? Ole' excuse me I can't see the movie screen head havin ass nigga…… You prolly spent the 1st 12 years of yo life tryna balance that BIG mothafucka…. Let me host a party on yo head nigga…. N I never met you in real life but me & yo fo'head went to school together… TO BE CONTINUED.. & @kevinhart4real @iamjamiefoxx @joebudden @tyrese @neyo @shadmoss & @official_flo yall my niggas but I'm coming for you & a few others……. #DontTakeItPersonal #ImDrunkBut #ItsTooLate #YouWereBornAndNowItsTimeToPay

I think Zoe is trolling us all. She put up a pic with her and Mos Def, then A$AP Rocky, and Jake Gyllenhaal. And in true sexist internet fashion, the question of “Okay, which one are you fucking?” came up. I’d just like to vote for Jake, but this Mos pic is hella cute.

Oh GOD, A$AP. You too? Everybody’s getting it in with Mos? Come on.

Something something this pic of Tyga’s kid and Chris Brown’s kid is so cute. Something something where’s Kylie Jenner?

This was a tough week for Hip-Hop losing one of the good guys, Chinx. Rest In Peace and sending positive vibes to French Montana and the rest of the Coke Boys.

Biggie would’ve been 43 this week. Think about that. While you’re thinking about that, let’s talk about who in the world would photobomb the Notorious B.I.G. You’ve got balls, my friend.

This week was also a big deal because it was the last episode of the Late Show With David Letterman. He got the Foo Fighters to close it all out? How bad ass is that? Every time I see Dave Grohl I realize how much music today sucks. Just sayin.

Okay, see this is where Taylor Swift pisses me off. Taylor, of course you’re going to break some insane video record with “Bad Blood” when you’ve enlisted every famous person on Instagram to show up for it. Then you’re all “OMG” like “I totally didn’t expect this to happen!” Yes you did. Cut the shit.

Snoop wants to make this a meme? Okay, here goes: “Damn, I really thought I could smoke hydro underwater. No such luck though.”

So while Drake’s Views From The 6 leaks, he’s out there acting like he lives in Houston again and drawing on Bun B’s face. Drake loves Houston the way I love London, where I totally pretend I’m from there until I open my mouth and then it’s like, “No fucker go back to New Jersey.”

Lily Allen is keeping it so real when riding the Crimson Wave © Cher Horowitz, Clueless.

You know, I often look at Diplo and think, “I wonder how you’d look with a black eye?” Well, ask and you shall receive.

This is total #FriendshipGoals right here. Tyler all the way told Taco what he thought about that ScHoolboy Q-but-not-really bucket hat. I need friends like Tyler to tell me the truth about that horrible outfit I bought at H&M from the Coachella collection where I swore I looked Boho but really I just looked like a ho.

Okay, now listen up, women worldwide. Please PLEASE do not look at this photo and think, “Damn I could wear that.” No, no you can’t. I don’t care if you think you can speak #sports and wear a New York Knicks onesie instead. I don’t care if your man told you it was sexy. It’s not. He’s lying. He’s actually on Tinder right now exploring his other options.