What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 7/26

So listen, I got hit in the face with a medicine ball at the gym the other day, which means I am in too much pain to deal with your bullshit. That being said, this bitchy commentary I bestow upon you every week will be significantly shorter since I have to keep icing my face. I’ll be back to being a full-blown asshole next week. Carry on.

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If you recall this week, Meek Mill bombed the internet by telling everyone that Quentin Miller writes Drake’s raps. Now I don’t even trust that Drake wrote this wedding speech right here. My whole world is upside down. Thanks for nothing, Meek.

Meek is like, “You’re welcome.”

Meanwhile Nicki has the “How do I tell my man I rhyme better than him, Drake, and Quentin Miller” face on.

Wale meets the President and he comes to the White House dressed like he’s going to a day party in West Hollywood. I’m mad.

Diplo is out here in Mongolia taking part in the ultimate sport of douchery. Actually, I don’t think archery is that douchey, he just looks really douchey doing it.

When bae shaves his head and you realize you’re less attracted to him, but he still wants to lay the pipe. Now you have to tell him you have your period for the 5th time this month.

Ludacris reminds me here of those guys who walk past expensive cars on the street and have their friends take pictures of them standing in front of them so they can go on Snapchat like, “Just copped the new Lambo.”

While Ghostface is throwing darts at Action Bronson, he’s out here getting new sneakers. Revenge or nah?

I know this is Kim Kardashian’s account, but seeing Kanye genuinely smile is such a rare occurrence that it has to be shared with all of the world before it turns back into a Lord Byron-esque frown.

Why is Ruby Rose tongue kissing a knife like that?

I mean congrats to Ross for all this #Rossfit stuff, but this ‘80s inspired t-shirt is not the business. Looks like he’s trying out for a Flashdance remake.

I can safely say I never want to eat your ginger sandwich, Ed Sheeran.

Congratulations to Miley Cyrus for having the best sense of humor in the game. Seriously. I wish I laughed at myself as much as Miley does. Good on you, lady!

I make this same face as SZA when I get a Slurpee, only I can’t crouch in the parking lot of my local 7-11 because it’s lined with hypodermic needles and used condoms.

Just want to send a salute to Snoop for sharing a million of these Bill Cosby rapist memes because that’s exactly what the Cos is.

Kathy Iandoli can no longer take part in activities where balls fly at her nose. Follow her on Twitter.