What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week: The Christmas Edition

The only thing I care about right now is rappers in ugly Christmas sweaters. If you don’t have any of those to share then GTFOH. There aren’t enough on the Instagrams to show you, but check the hashtags because I’m too busy double-fisting Christmas cookies. Heaux heaux heaux.

Tree up, now it's time to get this wrapping party going cause I ain't doing it by myself…. Who tryna help ??? #Christmas

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Dec 16, 2015 at 5:10pm PST

Game Okay, am I the only person who wants to move in with Game? This holiday setup actually has nothing to do with it.

Dab young man Dab

A photo posted by 2 Chainz Aka Tity Boi (@hairweavekiller) on Dec 17, 2015 at 8:39am PST

OMG I’m gonna start crying over the cuteness going on here. Let it be known that this little bundle of joy is the only person allowed to publicly dab going forward, and the only little person who can wear a Santa Dabbin’ shirt.

Isis come see us!

A photo posted by Chief Keef (@chiefkeefsossa) on Dec 18, 2015 at 4:40am PST

This caption has me LOLing so hard, but real talk if ANYONE is going to take down ISIL, it’s Chief Keef. I’m being serious too.

#GetTheLook last night’s #VoiceFinale gx http://www.gwenstefani.com

A photo posted by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) on Dec 16, 2015 at 4:17pm PST

Not exactly sure why Gwen is dressed like a mannequin at Frederick’s of Hollywood, but I’m going to look at this photo during Christmas when I think an entire tin of cookies qualify as breakfast.

They don't want you to win I promise you once u know that U will see so clear !!

A video posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Dec 17, 2015 at 12:54pm PST

I want DJ Khaled to follow me around with these inspiration mildly paranoid messages. I’d like him to have his shirt on though. #YouSmart #YouRealSmart #YouAGenius

It's definitely Christmas at our house

A photo posted by The Countess (@ladygaga) on Dec 13, 2015 at 12:40pm PST

I really believe that men with tribal tattoos around their navels are actually mermaids, so this Ken Doll ornament speaks to me.

@abelxo thanks for the jacket my brother

A photo posted by Sean "Diddy" Combs (@iamdiddy) on Dec 17, 2015 at 3:50pm PST

Puff is sending hugs and kisses to everyone…except Cassie.

This morning I hung it up and got a broom handle from downstairs. The reason it's a Christmas tree piñata is because they're part of holiday as well as birthday tradition! Feliz Navidad and Feliz Cumpleaños @ugkwifey1

A photo posted by Bun B (@trillog) on Dec 18, 2015 at 7:31am PST

This is the most efficient Christmas tree in the game. You hang it up, and then on Christmas you beat the shit out of it and throw it out. No mess, no fuss, no storage, and all of the candy. Bun B is a genius.

Gypsy sees through all of it…………….

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Dec 13, 2015 at 2:45pm PST

This is the face I make this time of year when people text me “what’s your address?” because I know they’re gonna send me a fucking holiday card and I didn’t plan on sending them one so now I have to overnight one so I look like I planned it all along.

My mom bought all of them. Hey Ma.

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Dec 15, 2015 at 12:51pm PST

As if life wasn’t hard enough for women, Drake’s mother has to go and buy all of his lipsticks. In other news, why the fuck does Drake have a lipstick line? Whatever, I’m obviously buying it.

2 more days of MADNESS @travisscott

A photo posted by The Weeknd (@abelxo) on Dec 17, 2015 at 4:23pm PST

This photo of a young Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake is probably the greatest thing ever posted on Instagram. Well done, Abel. As an aside, which one of you gets to be JT? Travis Scott? Uh no.

For fun.

A photo posted by Wiz Khalifa (@mistercap) on Dec 15, 2015 at 10:14am PST

I love how people look when they wear glasses when they normally don’t. It’s like this proud look, almost like “Hey! Look at me with poor vision, guys!”

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Dec 14, 2015 at 2:39pm PST

Sidebar… what’s Bieber doing here?

Lord knows

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Dec 13, 2015 at 5:13pm PST

“I don’t know, yo. Sometimes when I sit at the beach of my five star resort, I just think about all of the ways people don’t want me to win. Then I hop in my Ferrari and I speed and get pulled over, and I tell the cop, ‘WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE ME?’” Sorry, that’s my internal monologue, not Bieber’s.

comin soon @stevenkleinstudio hehe

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Dec 16, 2015 at 8:43pm PST

Posting this photo of Selena Gomez in a bikini to even the score.

Blake wins at birthday pies. @blakelively I honestly can't stop laughing rn

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 14, 2015 at 11:09am PST

I don’t know what I’m more jealous of: this pie or the fact that Taylor Swift is friends with Blake Lively.

Kathy Iandoli wishes you a “Happy Whatever Doesn’t Offend You.” Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.