I have a serious question for all of you. How many “we should totally hang out this Summer” suggestions did you actually deliver upon? I need to know. Hit me back. And we should totally hang out this Fall. Check out this week’s Instagram selects in the meantime.

Raury is killing the game in his Jesus sandals. There is nothing better than a guy who can rock an open toed shoe and not look like Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings. Well done, Raury. Well done.

Okay, so this is elegant. Miley is out here giving us Samantha Jones meets Slick Rick meets Lassie. Here for it. But in that “sitting across the room and observing” way. Not fully invested yet.

Okay, Rick Ross, I don’t know who the hell told you this was the sexy remix of “Netflix and chill,” but the last thing I wanna do is roll around on a couch after I’ve just devoured like 12 atomic wings. The only thing I’ll be fucking that evening is a packet of Pepcid AC.

This is the most attractive thing you will probably ever find on Riff Raff’s Instagram, so enjoy it.

Fetty Wap’s “mid-air bounce” shot looks eerily like my “waking up in the morning” shot.

Imagine if this is how far Taylor Swift’s career actually went, and we all got to go to county fairs to check her out, and as we’re walking away eating corn dogs we can snicker and say, “That girl is going NOWHERE.”

You know you ooze fashion I Don’t Give A Fuckness when you purchase red bottoms where the whole red bottom hits the ground. Ellie is not about that Loubs heels life. I respect her gangster.

Okay, I really don’t know what to say about this.

Sending prayers to Game for a full recovery. As an aside, you just know some fuckboy stan is going to try and rock these as pants because Game wore them.

Yeah, I don’t really know if I would paint myself in the name of 2 Chainz. And I don’t like how that artist looks so into it. God bless your art or whatever, but he’s making the same face that the ONE GUY at the nail salon makes when he’s doing pedicures.

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I’m actually jealous of Carly Rae Jepsen’s snack pack, though my snacks wouldn’t work as well because how do you carry six tubs of ice cream and your lack of dignity on your back? Is that even possible?

Biebs is pissing me off getting so many famous people to cosign his countdown. I chose Ellen as the example because she looks adorable and that flannel is nice.

Just Blaze deserves some award for creating the very first THOTcycle. Bravo!

So the 6 God gets his own sneakers? Or did he go to Café Press to make those? Someone confirm.

Kathy Iandoli buys mugs on Café Press. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.