What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 5/15

This week we bring you some really cool shit like fashiony things and bloody finger nails. That’s all I’ve got, really. Enjoy!

Adam Lambert will either wanna kiss me or cut me when he finds out that I thought this was a pic of Vanilla Ice.

London Ride

A photo posted by ADAMLAMBERT (@adamlambert) on May 11, 2016 at 5:06am PDT

Diplo’s ability to make fun of himself really takes the joy away from my ability to make fun of him. Thanks for nothing, Wes. That haircut, though. Stephen Baldwin in the ‘90s is somewhere like “Excellent coif, my friend.”

Barber "what you need fam?" Me "gettin ready to take yearbook photo so just fuck it all up and I'll make it a Tbt in a couple years fam"

A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on May 12, 2016 at 10:30am PDT

Posting because Method Man’s tongue looks like a thumb and it’s making me very uncomfortable.

@d9reserve #tbt #coachella Mike Jordan wit the mic!!!

A photo posted by Method Man (@methodmanofficial) on May 12, 2016 at 8:08pm PDT

Yeah see, but like Ellie probably got those fingernails from jamming on her guitar. Meanwhile I get those fingernails because I forget both sides of the cheese grater are sharp.

When your nails are #notonfleek

A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on May 11, 2016 at 9:22pm PDT

If you can’t accurately identify everyone in this photo, then chances are I don’t fuck with you. Sidebar, how about mini-feminist Jenny sitting there like a boss on her BMX shit, while the boys all have on shit-eating grins and haircuts that came from a wisp and a crimper?

RAD

A photo posted by jenny lewis (@jennydianelewis) on May 11, 2016 at 6:03am PDT

Bieber on the left auditioned for Tupac: The Hologram; Bieber on the right auditioned for Tupac: The Musical. Neither landed the role.

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on May 12, 2016 at 2:12pm PDT

And then in a land far far away, another Justin manages to get it right EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

#Cannes cruising… #DreamWorksTrolls ( : @gregwilliamsphotography)

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on May 12, 2016 at 1:37am PDT

Is Miley’s breast in her dog’s mouth? I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised or anything, but I’m really just asking.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2016 at 5:06pm PDT

This photo should replace the Kermit sipping tea meme. We’re all due for an upgrade.

I'm All Ears ………….!!!!!

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on May 10, 2016 at 9:16am PDT

Game concealing the #meatprint under sweatpants with unnecessary lettering in the crotch region qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.

Y'all betta put some RESPEK on this #ManCrushMonday shit #ImInTheGymLikeItsGoodPussy #Urrrrday

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on May 9, 2016 at 3:55pm PDT

Meek Mill’s little cousin made more money this week than you did. How does that feel?

Muhammad turned 9 gave him $900 for his birthday see my lil cuz in the trap salute em and ask him what dem grades looking like! #heaboss @muhammad_loso

A photo posted by Meek Mill (@meekmill) on May 10, 2016 at 9:55pm PDT

EPIC VIDEO. Ridiculous fashion choices in hindsight.

This pic bring back so many great memories of this video shoot #LadiesNight so much strength & uplifting bond

I wish I knew what Flume was doing here. He looks like some hipster about to rob a thrift store.

Huuurrrp #gokart #racerbo1z #need4speed

A photo posted by Flume (@flumemusic) on May 12, 2016 at 12:00pm PDT

There is NO ONE ON THIS PLANET who gets more irate than I do when I see DJ Khaled spelling “shining” incorrectly.

The is shining on me

A video posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on May 12, 2016 at 5:35pm PDT

Bey and Blue prove that when done correctly, the Canadian Tux is epic.

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on May 11, 2016 at 9:47pm PDT

Kathy Iandoli wonders if in Canada the “Canadian Tux” is just a “tux.” Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.