Okay so I know I’m not rich enough for a cryogenic chamber or whatever, but is this really that fun? Ludacris’ ecstasy face looks as if he has his penis attached to a toothless prostitute who presented him with her clean bill of health before getting to work.Back to work #onedayatatime @deeshooter
A photo posted by French Montana (@frenchmontana) on Mar 8, 2016 at 3:20pm PST
If you’re old like me, then you remember when Madonna was pregnant with Lourdes. Now she’s all grown up, modeling and is the ultimate face, hair, and eyebrow goals on the entire planet.A photo posted by @ludacris on Mar 10, 2016 at 6:46pm PST
Posting because random memes involving Miley Cyrus and Snoop Dogg make me smile.I miss this Beautiful Girl! Looking forward to seeing her very soon!
A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Mar 10, 2016 at 11:28pm PST
LiLo had that one song that one time so I am considering her an artist, mainly though to express how uncomfortable this photo makes me. It looks like a Sears portrait of a girl who purposely flunked out of University just so she could marry her creepy English professor.A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Mar 11, 2016 at 5:13am PST
Big Boi touched my soul and my arm goals with this photo.Loving the #mwfurniture @harrods #chic
A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 11, 2016 at 6:06am PST
If your last name isn’t Kardashian, I tend to not care about your love life, but GOOD FOR YOU, CIARA. You deserve all of the happiness girl. Plus, did Russell Wilson rent out heaven for the night to propose there? Like, what the fuck?A photo posted by Big Boi (@therealbigboi) on Mar 11, 2016 at 1:33pm PST
Baby Swizzle’s dress though… Come ON. You want to run to JC Penney right now and grab one. ADMIT IT.A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) on Mar 11, 2016 at 1:02pm PST
Azealia may have deleted her Twitter, but her Instagram lives on. She’s so much more adorable when she’s sitting still and not typing in capital letters.HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!!!!! Thanks for 24 years of LOLs. @austinkingsleyswift
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 11, 2016 at 3:56pm PST
Rumor has it 50 Cent plans to delete his Instagram soon, so here’s a pic of Fif with Kindergarten Cop before he throws it all away.A photo posted by Azealia Banks (@azealiabanks) on Mar 11, 2016 at 6:41am PST
Ellie Goulding announced she was taking a break from music for like a year, and this has literally been me since I heard this devastating news.Good times, Good people, this is what it's all about. #EFFENVODKA #FRIGO #SMSAUDIO
A photo posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on Mar 5, 2016 at 7:29pm PST
I know this was supposed to be some sexy moment in time captured by the Biebs, but he actually looks like he was on that Canadian Nickelodeon show You Can’t Do That On Television and just said “water” out loud. Google it.A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Mar 11, 2016 at 7:41am PST
That dog would rather listen to Sarah McLachlan sing “Angel” than be touched by Skrillex’s hair.A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 11, 2016 at 2:19pm PST
I’m sure there are a billion thirst trappy men and women who are looking at something else in this photo, but I want to send a heartfelt applause to Nicki Minaj’s cleavage. Just kidding, her wings on fucking fleek (if fleek is still a thing).A photo posted by SKRILLEX (@skrillex) on Mar 10, 2016 at 2:54pm PST
Game looks like those few and far between hot guys on OKCupid that you hit up first like, “Hi” and they never get back to you. WHY CAN’T THEY JUST GET BACK TO YOU? Sorry. Random outburst.A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Mar 10, 2016 at 9:31pm PST
Kathy Iandoli has been Catfished before. Ask her about it on Twitter/Instagram @kath3000.#DamnDaniel back at it again wit the Baby Face
A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Mar 8, 2016 at 1:03pm PST