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Imagen if @Seinfeld2000 Just Intarviewed How to Dress Well

@Seinfeld2000 offers a ground breaking new intarview with musicien Tom Krell aka (also know as) How To Dress Well. Have you heard his music?

So you know how everybodys talking abt how im 'reinventing journelism' or whatever? Well it look's like i just did it again in a ground breaking new intarview with musicien Tom Krell aka (also know as) How To Dress Well. Have you heard his music? If not i gaurantee your going to enjoy it. Any way, i sent him some questiens thru gmaile about a prety exploseve topic thats been on a lot of poeples mind's rite now: what if 'Senfeld' was still on TV in the curent day? My revelutionary twiter parady acount @Seinfeld2000 is consently serching for an anwser.

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K, this next part is only a mesege for Tom Krell, so unless your Tom, plese skip the rest of this paregraph, thanks. (Hey Tom whats up man if your reading this i realy need you to plese RT this article once it's posted on the web site. I have a lot of hater's who mite think i didnt ACTUALY intarvew you and that im just makeing this all up, so an RT from you or if you twete the link would realy prove to the hater's not only 1) that im being honest its legit intarview but 2) I can do whatever i put my mind to when i beleive in my self. Come on man, no presure but i defenitely need you to retwete this asap, my journelistic integrety is hanging on the line here. OK, thank's in advance, later)

Hey every one, thanks for skiping that part of the last paregraph, if your wondering what it said, it was just a persenel request to Tom, nothing majer. So yeah, I guess thats it for the intro, plese start reading the intarview now

Hey whats up, lets get this intarview going, Ive defenitely got some great questiens for you
cool ya i'm excited!

Lets just get this out of the way, how have my twetes changed the way you see life
it's tough to quantify… i mean, we live in a world where truth is constantly being suffocated and extinguished, so it was a complete inspiration to find you on twitter.

Cool. K so I know you recently got off tour. When you were on stage did you ever just get distracted and stop in the midle of while you performed a song becuase you sudenly start imagening what 'seinfeld' would be like if its still on TV today?
ya, several times---- i'd be singing, completely lost in the song, my body becoming a mere conduit of affects rather than this guy, and then i'd be like thrown back into myself, asking 'how would kramer have paid the rent in new york these days? would he and george have to move in together w a bunch of hippies in like some really shitty loft on the Morgan L stop? would george get a hippy artist name given to him by some cute 20-something? would kramer date andrej pejić? would jerry have a 'bi-' phase? would they do like an enter the void style episode and would it call-back to the kenny roger's roasters ep?' lot's of questions….

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Youre name is Tom which is the same first name as Tom from My Space have. So that made me get to thinking, what if Elane is dateing Tom from My space. So I guess my questien is what kind of relatienship issue's do you imagen they would have
well, obvz, she would think the rebranding of myspace was gonna be a big hit, then it would suck (it does) and she'd dump him probably.

What posible reasen could Gerge have for wearing a Bane mask (like caracter 'Bane' from Cristopher nolens dark, menecing and actien-packed movie Batman: Dark Night Rising, which wrap up the Dark Night trilegy) around the work place
maybe he's never seen the movie. his jacket got burned in a *cool* bonfire party w his hippie gf and so he has to borrow kramer's jacket. and then he's walking to work in the financial district, but he's got to pass thru like some occupy demonstration where the cops have brutally teargassed protestors--- he thinks he's buying a simple pollution mask from a street vendor, but he ends up looking like this. and the mask is obvz not protecting against tear gas so he starts talking like dumbass bane too!

Imagen if Newmen is delivering mail and his using a segwey to get around, and he has white ear bud headphone's in his ears?
some beautiful woman would fall for him. or, like, vfiles ppl would see him and would turn it into a trend that spread thru nyc--- thru the club and fashion world.

Have you ever heard of 'the butterfly efect'?
ya duh

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Basicly its the theary that a small event that happen in the past can afect the future, does that make sense?
ya duh

So with that in mind, if' 'Sienfled' had never been canceled by NBC in 1998 due to low rateings, if its still on TV, what do you think the world would be like rite now?
well, i have mixed feelings abt this---- like, there'd be no Curb, right? and Curb is like the single finest work of art in human history. So that would be sad as fuck.

What if you found out 'Senfeld' was coming back to TV with bran new epsodes this fall and you imedietly text the news to a freind. What excaclty would your text say
i'd probably text one of my friends who knows my dad and be like 'how much does jerry look like my dad?' b/c my jerry seinfeld looks like my dad.

Now same questien but replace 'Seinfeld' with 'Mad About You'
'dude how stoked r u? reiser 4eva'

Now same questien agane but replace 'Mad About You' with 'Caraline In The City'
no text.

How would you respond if 'Seindfeld' still on tv today, and NBC sudenly just emaile you and ask you to create new 'Siendfeld' theme song for seasen 25
i'd be like 'woah, seinfeld, that's v v v progressive of you'

When are you going to relese youre next albem and what is it called
i don't know yet…. i'm working on it now and i'm super thrilled.

I think its totaly cool that you make music, did you know i wrote a book? Without questien its the most importent thing ive ever done in my entiare life and its probebly one of the best books to be relesed in year's
ya… hmmm that's dope ya

OK thanks for doing this intarview, it was great. Goodbye
byeeeeee

Find Jary on Twet - @Seinfeld2000