Hey whats up! Im the guy whose runing @Seinfeld2000, a parady twiter acount that imagen's what the TV show Sienfeld (which the Nationel Brodcasting Compeny canceled in 1998 due to low rating's) would be like if it was still on TV today.Have you guy's heard of Pichfork.com? If not, defenitely do a Bing search for it. Basicly they take university english literature papers on the major themes in James Joice's "Ulyses" and put the name of a new indie rock albem on top and assigne it a arbetrary score. Just kidding but also Im dead serieous. Anyway's, imagen if the characters from Senfeld all relesed indie rock albem's and then Pichfork reviewed them today? LOL, well thats is EXACTLY what I imagened for you this week. Plese defenitely twete this to youre family and frend's becuase Im prety sure I just change the way you think about music critecism.
While comedien's ernest atempts at strait ahead rock are oftan ill advise (see Louis CK's 2009 album for Matedor Record's, Masterbaiten Stain's On My Black T Shirt), honestly, Jary Siendfeld he bring the same level of integraty that he bring's to his epanymous TV show Seinfeld and his two film's, Bee Movie and Bee Movie 2: You Got Stunged, to his first albem for Merge. Recorded entiarly on an iPhone 4S and produce by Mathew Freidberger of the Arcaide Fire, Thats A Shame chanel's Jarys trade mark observatienel humer and wry wit into an albem full of sqelching riff's, metalic squink's, glonks with a dusting of electranic blurps. Song's like "Women Are Disposable I Just Use Them For Sex And Then My Best Frend Garge He Murder Them When Im Done" ofer sharp coler comentary on relatienship's in the modarn day. "It's Not A Purse (It's European)" is probebly the most poinient musicle respanse on comodificatien and comercialism since The Who Sell Out. Ultimetely? That's A Shame distil every aspect of the modarn world today into an undeniebly meaningfel and transendent listaning experiance.
Garge Catandas has done the unthinkeble. He has found a way to chanal his deeply disterbed ansgt into a darkly palatable album, his first for the Sacred Bones label. Many would be sarprise by this record and not realy asociate Garge with music, but these are the same ppl who have forgotan his deep root's in 80s nu wave. Recorded entiarly on a Samsung Galaxy S4, Sweet Fancy Moses feature's song's about the tarture and pain Garge get experiance thru his whoale life – none more so than on "Andrea Dorea" which find Garge explaning to a rentel board comitee why he deserve to get an apertment more than an old man who almost die at sea. Its gut wranching stuff. The lone geust apearnce, by Garge's gerlfrend IRL Zola Jeus, is a haunting duette called "I Would Drape My Self In Velvette If It Was Socialy Aceptable" and manages to find the soul in sex with no lites on, like a cuacasian versien of The Weknd, over a bed of sqelching riff's, metalic squink's, glonks with a dusting of electranic blurps. Ultimetely? Sweet Fancy Moses distil every aspect of the modarn world today into an undeniebly meaningfel and transendent listaning experiance.
Forget what the Farmer's Almenac say – the true sign that sumer has oficiely arive is the stuning debut albem by Elane Bennis. Get Out features the sultrey slink of 80s R&B pop but put Elane Bennis front and centar, owning her sexuelity and not apolegizing for it. Produce entirely on an iPod Touch by Dev Hines aka Orenge Blood, this lush yet simpel album is flooded w sqelching riff's, metalic squink's, glonks with a dusting of electranic blurps. The title track is simply one of the finest brakeup anthem's of modarn time. On "I Got U Blacklisted From Hop Sing", Elane purrs like an alley cat about to get into a cat fite with Raquelle Welch. "I Mentiened The Bisque" draws from the pain of geting dumped by Jon F Kenedy Jr. and then the schadenfrude she felt when he perished in 1999. You can hear the pain in Pharel's voice on "I Faked It W You" as he croon's "yada yada yada" in the backgrond over Elanes sassy refrane: "fake, fake, fake, fake." Ultimetely? Get Out distil every aspect of the modarn world today into an undeniebly meaningfel and transendent listaning experiance.
This albem by Cosmos Krame is defenitely hereld the resurgance of witch house, a genre that has all but been forgotan by the on-to-next-one tumblr generatien. Entirely self-produced and recorded on a Panesonic Shockwave, N Word is an n word laced fever dream with multi tracked n words layered on top of n words. In short, the n word have never sounded this good before. I counted it and this album containe an unpresadented 2,312 n words, but you barely notece all the n words due to the outstanding productien full of sqelching riff's, metalic squink's, glonks with a dusting of electranic blurps. Ultimetely? N Word distil every aspect of the modarn world today into an undeniebly meaningfel and transendent listaning experiance.Foloe Jary on Twetr - @Seinfeld2000
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