Here's "Amanda Bynes," the New Music Video from Kidd Upstairs and XOBy Noisey Staff
Ever since people realized it was kinda funny to use the white girl as a thinly-veiled metaphor for cocaine, we've been writing rap songs referring to nose candy as various famous female celebrities. Kidd Upstairs and XO ratchet up the stakes a little bit, naming their thinly-veiled cocaine song after Amanda Bynes, whose troubled present seems all the more grave given her past of giving us ridiculous amounts of joy as children.
Liveblogging the New Beyoncé Album with Kitty Pryde
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If R. Kelly Makes Us So Uncomfortable, Why Do We Keep Listening?
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Britney Spears: Capitalism's Last Stand
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The Real Rick Ross Stands Up
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Sorry, Dudes. The Ladies Won Punk This Year.
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