Here's What All the Rappers Think About Obama
Last night, after defeating presidential hopeful Mitt Romney for the presidency, Barack Obama tweeted "Four more years," and those thirteen letters racked up more than 303-thousand retweets in under forty-five minutes. At press time, it's passed 669-thousand retweets, making it the most popular tweet in the history of humanity.
A lot of people (Donald Trump, for example) felt smart enough to comment upon this election in some form. But not all of them were so annoying. Here's what some rappers had to say:
MOVE MITT! GET OUT THE WAY!— Ludacris (@Ludacris) November 7, 2012
I know Obama bout to beat that pussy up tonight— ΔΔΔ (@SpaceGhostPurpp) November 7, 2012
I dare @realdonaldtrump to march from Trump Tower to Times Square. Better yet march to Junior's and get me a cheesecake.— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) November 7, 2012
I'm dead ass running for president in 2016.— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) November 7, 2012
Fuck Romney lol— Jim Jones(@jimjonescapo) November 7, 2012
Cried the first time he was elected and this time was just so surreal...never thought I'd see this in my lifetime. #GodBlessAmerica— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 7, 2012
Four more years brahh— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) November 7, 2012
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