Track reviews are boring. They need to be shorter, more interesting, and you shouldn't have to click around a bunch to find them. Which is why from now on we'll be posting all of our track reviews at once. In haiku form. Today we're talking about new singles and videos from Freddie Gibbs, Ethernet, and fucking Dido.
Freddie Gibbs Feat. Slick Pulla - "Where Have You Been"
Gangsta Gibbs steals girls,
Tracks. You thought this was gonna
Suck? Au contraire, dogg.
Dido Feat. Kendrick Lamar - "Let Us Move On"
Fuck this shit. Fuck this
Shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit. Fuck this.
Ethernet - "Correction"
Would have liked this more
If they'd called it "Ethernet -
Big Sean Feat. French Montana - "Mula"
He's hanging from a
Chandelier wearing leather
Pants. He does coke, right?
Goodie Mob - "I'm Set"
New Mob's cool, I guess?
It's just eighteen songs in one.
Cee-Lo jumped the shark.
Sky Ferreira - "Everything Is Embarrassing" (Unknown Mortal Orchestra Remix)
Safe-Pick Song Of The
Year redone with more drums. Still
Shawty Lo Feat. Cash Out - New Money
Good news: Cash Out has
A good, non-eponymous
Song. Still money-themed.
Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.