Track reviews are boring. They need to be shorter, more interesting, and you shouldn't have to click around a bunch to find them. Which is why from now on we'll be posting all of our track reviews at once. In haiku form. Today we're talking about new singles and videos from Wavves, Chief Keef, Ab-Soul and many others.
Wavves - "Sail To The Sun"
Nathan Williams has
One Million Dollars. He is
The Neo-Tom DeLonge.
Justice - "Helix" (Deomenico Torti's Headspin Remix)
My head spun all the
Way back to Two Thousand Eight.
Shouts to this, I guess.
Trinidad James - "That Turn Up"
What do you get when
A Meteor is made of
Putty? "That Turn Up."
Toro Y Moi - "So Many Details"
Suit. Turtleneck. Belt.
Glasses. Car. Hamptons? Plane. Cloud.
Leather jacket. Drugs?
Chief Keef Feat. 50 Cent - "Hate Being Sober"
Chief Keef helps to
Advance rap music. Fifty
Helps to advance Keef.
A-Trak Feat. Juicy J, Jim Jones, Flatbush Zombies, El-P, Flosstradamus - "Piss Test (Remix)"
Do Jones and El-P
Have anything in common?
Probably. This knocks.
Widowspeak - "The Dark Age"
Lady on the vox. Four piles of
Dutch Guts Out Of Five.
Ab-Soul - "Only 1"
Dude takes the victory lap
That he knows he's earned.
Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.