Firsties and Faves: Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is closing out her 80th year on earth with two Top 20 singles on Billboard’s Year End Dance Club Songs Chart, while "Hold Me" (ft. Dave Aude) and "Walking on Thin Ice 2013" garnered ONO two consecutive number ones in the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play Chart singles. Sidenote: LOL the names of those charts. Who comes up with these things?

The point is, Yoko is a baller and

she wears her hat angled just so, everywhere

, all the time. (And yes, this was for an Instagram art project but we like to imagine she is never without some sort of dapper head accoutrement.) In a spare five minutes between creating dancefloor demolishing tracks, she hit us with some firsties and faves.

Favorite TV series:
I don't watch TV series. First kiss:
I don't remember Favorite thing in your house:
I love them all. Favorite angry-and-I-wanna-smash-shit-up-song:
I don't listen to music I hate after the four bars, so there is not a time to get too angry. Favorite place in the world:
I have so many favorite places it's hard to list them all. Besides, I know I will be going to places in the future which will become my favorite as well. First regrettable hairstyle:
I loved them all Favorite fictional character:
Joan of Arc… Oh, you mean she was not a fiction? How about Napoleon? Favorite film heroine:
I forgot. First time being starstruck:
I was never starstruck.

First job:
Learning how to do the potty without help.