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Crystal Castles - 'III'

By The Kid Mero

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FIRST JOINT ON HERE SOUNDED LIKE SOME SHIT VAMPIRES GET THEY ASS EATEN TO IN THE FUTURE B. THEY COULDA ALSO NAMED THE ALBUM "2056: VAMPIRE ANILINGUS". THIS SHIT IS HOT BECAUSE SIMILAR TO THE SAME FASHION A FOOTBALL PLAYER LISTENS TO WAKA FLOCKA OR SOME SHIT TO GET AMPED TO GO PERMANENTLY INJURE A HUMAN BEING ON THE FIELD OF PLAY, I CAN THROW THIS ON WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER AND GET AMPED TO GO VERY DEMURELY TOSS A GOTHIC BITCHES SALAD. I DID TWO ASS EATING JOKES IN ONE REVIEW B YOU'RE WELCOME. WHOEVER THE FEMALE VOCALIST IS SHE HAS A VERY "ETHEREAL" VOICE THAT "COMPLEMENTS" THE "INSTRUMENTATION". HAHA JUST KIDDING YOU NIGGAS PROLLY THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND, WELL IF I WAS WHY WOULD I USE SCARE QUOTES? PSH YOU MUST BE NEW TO THE INTERNET LITTLE HOMIE. YO YOU KNOW THOSE BIG PLASTIC MICROPHONES THEY SELL AT THE TOY STORE? THIS IS WHAT THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS RECORDED WITH. INTO A FAN. A BIG TOY MICROPHONE IN FRONT OF A FAN. BRB I JUST BURNED A COPY OF THIS I'M ABOUT TO GO FINGER MY MACBOOK TO IT.

I GIVE THIS ALBUM 4 PILES OF DUTCH GUTS OUT OF 5. THAT MIGHT BE A POSITIVE REVIEW I'M NOT SURE YET.

STANDOUT TRACK: "INSULIN" CUZ IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I USED TO PLAY SUPER CONTRA AND THE SOUND/PICTURE WOULD GET ALL FUCKED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF ME FIGHTING THE JUMPING ROBOT THAT SHOT HIS EYEBALL AT YOU.

@THEKIDMERO

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