In terms of unfiltered, dog-pissing insanity, few things in this universe rival the video for Chopstick Brothers' "Little Apple," a viral hit in China that's about to blow the fuck up in America in oh, I don't know, 24 hours. Within its six-and-a-half minutes, we're exposed to the totality of the human experience: love, war, plastic surgery accidentally turning women to men, nude square dancing in the Garden of Eden, temptation brought on by CGI snakes, colonial dudes fishing for mermaids, villages getting torn apart by the heartbreak of war, etc. You know, totally normal stuff.
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