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Listen to a New Song from Candy Hearts and Count All the Ways People Let You Down

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By Noisey Staff

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There are literally countless ways to let someone down (trust us). Here is a brief list of ways to do so...

Posting Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook
Eating the last of the Totinos pizza rolls
Showing up drunk at their birthday party
Deleting all the Mad Men episodes off their DVRs
Hooking up with their sibling and then ghosting them
Taking them out to dinner and “forgetting” your wallet
Giving them crabs
Sneezing and then wiping it on their couch/dog when they’re not looking
Setting them up on a date with someone who is reeeeeally into CrossFit

There are infinitely more ways, unfortunately, and on Candy Hearts’ title track for their new album, All the Ways You Let Me Down, the New York band takes on the unenviable task of counting them. But at least their sugary blend of pop punk goes down a lot easier than a note written on toilet paper that says, “borrowed ur bike and forgot where i left it sorry!”

Check out the song below and make it up to the friends that you’ve let down by buying them a copy of the album from Bridge 9 right here. And if you're feeling really generous, maybe take them to one of Candy Hearts' upcoming shows this summer. Just don't leave them stranded there because you did molly and went home with someone who smells like dirty soap.

JULY

10  Chicago, IL @ Beat Kitchen w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
11  Indianapolis, IN @ Irving Theater w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
12  St. Louis, MO @ Fubar w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
13  Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
15  Denver, CO @ Marquis Theater w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
16  SLC, UT @ Loading Dock w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
17  Boise, ID @ The Crux w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
18  Seattle, WA @ El Corazon w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
19  Portland, OR @ Star Theater w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
20  Eugene, OR @ The Boreal w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
22  Sacramento, CA @ The Colony w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
23  Canoga Park, CA @ Cobalt Cafe w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
24  Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
25  San Diego, CA @ Epicentre w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
26  Tempe, AZ @ 51 West w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
27  Roswell, NM @ The Unity Center w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
29  Dallas, TX @ Prophet Bar w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
30  Austin, TX @ Stubb's Jr. w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
31  San Antonio, TX @ Ten Eleven w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly

AUGUST

1  Houston, TX @ TBD w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
3  Birmingham, AL @ The Forge w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
5  Tampa, FL @ Epic Problems w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
6  Orlando, FL @ Back Booth w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
7  Pembroke Pines, FL @ Talent Farm w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
8  Jacksonville, FL @ Underbelly w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
9  Columbia, SC @ Foxfield w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
10  Richmond, VA @ The Camel w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
12  Baltimore, MD @ Side Bar w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
13  Philadelphia, PA @ Barbary w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
14  Clifton, NJ @ Dingbatz w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
15  Long Island, NY @ Amityville Music Hall w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
16  New York, NY @ Slake w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
17  Boston, MA @ Roggie's w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
19  Buffalo, NY @ Waiting Room w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
20  Cleveland, OH @ Mahalls w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly
21  Lansing, MI @ Macs Bar w/ Seaway, Stickup Kid, Driver Friendly

NOVEMBER

15  Birmingham, UK @ Institute w/ New Found Glory
16  Newcastle, UK @ Academy w/ New Found Glory
17  Glasgow, UK @ ABC w/ New Found Glory
18  Nottingham, UK @ Rock City w/ New Found Glory
20  Liverpool, UK @ Academy w/ New Found Glory
21  Manchester, UK @ Academy w/ New Found Glory
22  Leeds, UK @ Academy w/ New Found Glory
23  Cardiff, UK @ Uni w/ New Found Glory
25  Bristol, UK @ Academy w/ New Found Glory
26  Portsmouth, UK @ Pyramids w/ New Found Glory
28  London, UK @ Forum w/ New Found Glory
29  London, UK @ w/ New Found Glory

Also, check out this article by Candy Hearts’ own Mariel Loveland on how to be the only girl in a band.

 

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