The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song is our nation's most accurate barometer as to whether or not someone is an actual alien. If you say "In West Philadelphia…" and a person doesn't immediately respond with THE ENTIRE REST OF THE SONG, they are from another planet and should be exterminated with one of those big Men In Black laser guns, which Will Smith was also in. The song should replace "The Star Spangled Banner" at baseball games and should be added to United States citizenship tests.That said, some beautiful motherfucking patriot brought our nation's greatest recorded anthem to live TV with this prank call to C-SPAN. Now, he could have just started speeding through the lyrics as soon as they asked what his question was, but he didn't. He played it cool. And as a result, he got almost an entire verse of the song out before being cut off. God bless you, sir, for bravely going farther than any man has in history, for reaching the uncharted territories, for daring to dream.