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Blank Paper's "Step Into My Office" Sounds Like a Porno Plot

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What does the request "Step Into My office" suggest to you?

1. You're about to get the sack.

2. You're about to get a promotion.

3. You're heading in for an interview that may or may not change your life, or at least your tax bracket.

4. You're watching a porno and the poorly paid mailboy is delivering a package, ifyouknowwhatimean.

5. You're actually the star of this situation. If so, bravo!

According to Blank Paper singer Marie Kim, "'Step Into My Office' is a cheeky song about trying to get closer to a mysterious someone."

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Yeah, so basically this synth-stuttered song has scenario number four written all over it. Five, if you're lucky. In fact the more we listen to the lyrics the more clearly sexual this song is becoming. "Step Into My Office" is the second single from the Brooklyn quartet's second EP. Noisey originally developed a boner for Blank Paper when they dropped the video for "Ambien" (don't abuse prescription drugs, kids!) at the start of the year. Revisit it here.

Here's hoping "Step Into My Office" inspires some sort of a erotic role-play for you some time soon…

Kim has a dirty mind and she's on Twitter - @theKTB

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